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Living with the Land (9 / 10)


Living with the Land is such a treat!<br /> <br /> Easily in my top 5 of favorite rides in all of Disney Wo...
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Kilimanjaro Safaris (10 / 10)


Kilimanjaro Safaris is just an all-around incredible feat. <br /> <br /> Firstly, the ride experience is si...
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Jungle Cruise (9 / 10)


Jungle Cruise is a national treasure y’all!<br /> <br /> Look, I am aware that some people are skeptics. Ho...
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It's Tough to Be a Bug (6 / 10)


It’s Tough to be a Bug is……nice. <br /> <br /> There is nothing inherently wrong with this 3D show overall....
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it's a small world -- WDW (9 / 10)


Ahhhhhhhhhh, small world. What a delightful concoction of nostalgia, high quality, and constant e...
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Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular (8 / 10)


Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular is, in a word, spectacular! Lots of fun stunts and action element...
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Gran Fiesta Tour (7 / 10)


Grab Fiesta Tour is a delight! A really relaxing ride with some animatronic elements similar to I...
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Frozen Ever After (8 / 10)


Look, discussions about Frozen Ever After are FROUGHT with those who lament the loss of Maelstrom...
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Festival of the Lion King (9 / 10)


Festival of the Lion King is a top-tier live Disney show and well worth going out of your way to ...
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Expedition Everest (10 / 10)


Absolutely LOVE this ride!!<br /> <br /> Firstly, I would argue that this is the best straight up coaster i...
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Dinosaur (7 / 10)


When Dinosaur first opened, I LOVED it. As a big fan of dinosaurs (how cliché, I know), the themi...
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Country Bear Jamboree (7 / 10)


Country Bears Jamboree is just plain fun!<br /> <br /> While lacking a signature song that will be stuck in...
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Carousel of Progress (7 / 10)


Just a straight up classic! A catchy song, with still great animatronics, and even a great storyl...
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Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin (5 / 10)


Space Ranger Spin is a really fun ride for adults and kiddos alike, as it’s always fun to compete...
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Big Thunder Mountain Railroad (8 / 10)


LOVE Thunder Mountain!!<br /> <br /> As a largely wooden coaster, Thunder Mountain could be WAY more bumpy ...
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Avatar Flight of Passage (8 / 10)


Disclaimer: I legitimately believe that this is one of the most impressive bits of technology in ...
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American Adventure (7 / 10)


Hot take: The song from American Adventure is just as much of an ear worm as Small World or Carou...
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Alien Swirling Saucers (6 / 10)


Alien Swirling Saucers is a nice, fun filler ride for your Hollywood Studios day! It’s a more fun...
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Animal Kingdom Lodge KIDANI Village (Disney Vacation Club) (9 / 10)


We were gifted a stay at Kidani Village by a family member who is part of DVC, and holy moley.<br /> <br /> ...
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Animal Kingdom Lodge - Jambo House (Deluxe Resort) (9 / 10)


Wowowowowow, Animal Kingdom Lodge is breathtaking in a host of ways. <br /> <br /> Firstly, the obvious: Ha...
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Caribbean Beach Resort (Moderate Resort) (6 / 10)


Caribbean Beach is a resort that I feel VERY conflicted on for several reasons. Ready to take a j...
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All Star Sports Resort (Value Resort) (7 / 10)


I have stayed in all of the All-Star locations over the years for one trip or another and so this...
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All Star Movies Resort (Value Resort) (7 / 10)


I have stayed in all of the All-Star locations over the years for one trip or another and so this...
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All Star Music Resort (Value Resort) (7 / 10)


I have stayed in all of the All-Star locations over the years for one trip or another and so this...
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Pop Century Resort (Value Resort) (8 / 10)


We have stayed at Pop Century multiple times over the past few years and have enjoyed our experie...
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D-Luxe Burger (7 / 10)


D-Luxe Burger is a spot with really good burgers and tasty milkshakes and provides a nice, access...
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The Daily Poutine (3 / 10)


Am I French-Canadian? Yes. Does that mean that Cheese Curds and Gravy basically sustain my entire...
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T-Rex (7 / 10)


Came here with a large 11 person family group on a recent trip, mostly because we had a four year...
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Wine Bar George (10 / 10)


Wine Bar George is just an all-around delight!!<br /> <br /> Firstly, the wine experience. As someone who i...
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The Edison (6 / 10)


We came here for a Date Night while on a large family trip recently and found that the Edison is ...
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BOATHOUSE (9 / 10)


Quick story: When my wife and I came to Disney for our honeymoon, we went to Bongo’s (a Cuban res...
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Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar (9 / 10)


We LOVED our experience at Jock Lindsey’s! We came here after a full day in Universal and it was ...
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Homecomin': Florida Kitchen and Shine Bar (9 / 10)


Homecoming is a simple concept, with classic southern cuisine, in a bright and homey restaurant e...
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Whispering Canyon Cafe Breakfast (8 / 10)


Went here with a large family group and was thoroughly enjoyed by all! We had some pickier eaters...
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'Ohana Dinner (10 / 10)


Alright, look here buckos! (I say that with much love, please don’t be sad). <br /> <br /> You have almost ...
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Picabu Buffeteria (8 / 10)


My wife and I came here on a recent trip after a looong day of travel, as there weren’t many othe...
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Chef Mickey's Breakfast (7 / 10)


A theme among some of my reviews is the idea of “_______ does what you need it to.” Chef Mickey’s...
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Sanaa Lunch/Dinner - Kidani Village (8 / 10)


Sanaa is a restaurant that had been recommended to us many times and that we had been meaning to ...
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Docking Bay 7 Food & Cargo (7 / 10)


Docking Bay 7 is a really solid spot to get a quick service meal, and a fun place for Star Wars f...
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Oga's Cantina (9 / 10)


Spoiler Alert: Oga’s is GREAT!<br /> <br /> There is a potent mix of great theming, great drink offerings, ...
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Jiko - The Cooking Place - Jambo House (8 / 10)


We went to Jiko on our honeymoon and felt like we understood why it is so well-loved by many in t...
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Ronto Roasters (9 / 10)


Ohhhhhhhhh buddy. OHHHHHHHHHH buddy! Ronto Wraps. <br /> <br /> So Ronto Roasters’ signature dish is a deli...
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Brown Derby Lunch/Dinner (8 / 10)


Many people argue that Hollywood Studios has the least impressive food options of any of the Disn...
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PizzeRizzo (6 / 10)


Thoroughly fine eatery. I am not someone who quite agrees with how bad the reputation that people...
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50's Prime Time Cafe Lunch/Dinner (7 / 10)


Classic Disney dining spot, with a fun theme and good, solid food!<br /> <br /> In my opinion, if you are t...
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Sci-Fi Dine-in Theatre Lunch/Dinner (6 / 10)


Okay friends, sit down in your car-seat and let me tell you a little something:<br /> <br /> Sci-Fi Dine-In...
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Satu'li Canteen (10 / 10)


Quite possibly our FAVORITE quick service spot in all of Disney World!!<br /> <br /> Satu’li Canteen has a ...
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Pongu Pongu - Pandora (9 / 10)


What a great little snack stand!! <br /> <br /> Pongu Pongu has a perfectly sized menu of options, with mor...
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Rose and Crown Lunch/Dinner (8 / 10)


Rose and Crown is an all-around star!<br /> <br /> The food here is straight-forward, delicious, and yet va...
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La Hacienda de San Angel (9 / 10)


While not nearly as highlighted as other pavilion eateries, even among its fellow Mexico restaura...
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Le Cellier Lunch/Dinner (10 / 10)


What is there to say about Le Cellier? It just defies explanation….<br /> <br /> Lololol we have PLENTY to ...
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Casey's Corner (9 / 10)


We LOVE Casey’s Corner! We will fully admit our corn dog nugget bias probably bumps this review u...
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Pinocchio Village Haus (6 / 10)


We have eaten here several times during trips over the years. The food is solid and there is typi...
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Be Our Guest Dinner (7 / 10)


Okay, here’s the rub: As many have said before, the theming alone in Be Our Guest is WELL worth e...
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Skipper Canteen (6 / 10)


We visited Skipper Canteen on a recent trip and we’re excited to try it, as we had heard primaril...
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