Reviews of Pinocchio Village Haus
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Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 08/12/2023
Rating: (5) Recommended
Huge crowds most times. Food is average but ok in a pinch. Kids seem to like it with the pizza choices. Tables tend to be dirty since noone usually can clean between customers since people rush to tables.
Pros:
ok for kids if they like basic foodCons:
Very crowded especially during lunch and dinner. Not the cleanest and tables are very cose together. Also gets very loudReviewed by ChristinaLovesMickey Review Date: 08/09/2023
Rating: (7) Recommended
Solid choice for picky eaters and/or those with food allergies
Pros:
Tons of indoor, air conditioned seating and the gluten free chicken tenders and pizza are actually pretty darn good!Cons:
Standard theme park fare - pizza, burgers, chicken tenders. Not super exciting but reliable.Reviewed by TeacherManJoe Review Date: 05/17/2022
Rating: (6) Recommended
We have eaten here several times during trips over the years. The food is solid and there is typically plenty of space to sit if you need a break from the sun while you eat. The flatbreads are nice, and there are usually some different varieties that they add once in a while. Overall, nothing overly special about the food though, but it gets the job done.
Our favorite part of this restaurant is if you can snag a table near the window overlooking Small World. We like to joyfully (or creepily, depending on how the people in the boats feel about it) wave at people as the venture off into the ride. Or we just like to people watch and compare how some groups look WAY happier to be on the ride than others haha. Or is that just us?
Pros:
Solid food, good flatbreads Fun Small World seating if available, lots of seating otherwise if notCons:
Nothing to write home about Lines can sometimes be long. USE MOBILE ORDER! (Which is a suggestion basically anywhere in WDW)Reviewed by Hodsonfamilyof5 Review Date: 03/17/2022
Rating: (4) Not Recommended
While we love the window to Small World, that's about all we love about Pinocchio Village. We've tried it many times and on our last trip it made me so sick I missed a Fast Pass to Buzz. I 100% know it was the flat bread pizza being kept warm by the lamps. I'd recommend other QS or even leaving MK for a resort.
Pros:
NoneCons:
The food is not fresh and makes our family sick. The place is so crowded, it's hard to find seating. The staff were over stressed and they looked sad to be there.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 02/27/2022
Rating: (9) Recommended
We love eating here every time we're at Magic Kingdom! It's quick, we enjoy the gluten free pizza and it's a place to get away from the crowds for lunch. Staff has been very nice and helpful. This is our go-to place for lunch!
Pros:
Quick Pizza is good Gluten free menuCons:
Limited menuReviewed by MJandJimmy Review Date: 01/26/2022
Rating: (10) Recommended
Decent quick service spot that offers typical fare.
The pizza does the job if you want something quick. Definitely go at off peak dining times. Mobile order as soon as you get in the park. (Consider that the standard advice for all parks).
Pros:
Quick service fare that knows what it is and does a decent job at it. Mobile order. Mobile order. Mobile order.Cons:
Basic theme park fare.Reviewed by Number1FigaroFan Review Date: 12/24/2021
Rating: (10) Recommended
Omg I love this place. I love the food, I love the theming. However, there is one downside: there is only one Figaro room. The whole place should be themed to The ADORABLE LITTLE KITTEN.
Pros:
FIAGRO FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO the food, the theming. Did I mention FIGARO? It also has vegan options even though I am not vegan. Also the FIGARO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOMCons:
It’s not themed to FIGAROReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 09/26/2021
Rating: (9) Recommended
I ate here for lunch yesterday at MK, and the food was awesome! Yes, the quick service food is pretty simple (flatbread, chicken nuggets, etc.) But, that is what's good. I also like that there are tables that look over "it's a small world."
Pros:
Great food, air conditioningCons:
Plain for some people (but not for me!)Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 09/25/2021
Rating: (5) Not Recommended
So, So average and boring. Tastes like slightly better school lunch.
Pros:
Seeing the Small World goers can be fun. Good for picky EatersCons:
BoringReviewed by Bbear Review Date: 09/10/2021
Rating: (6) Not Recommended
I’m glad the menu got rid of the chicken parm and pasta and paper plates. The flatbreads are much better, but they’re over priced and more of a good shared snack. The reason to come here is the theme and fun watching the go by.
