Reviews of Pinocchio Village Haus
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Reviewed by TeacherManJoe Review Date: 05/17/2022
Rating: (6) Recommended
We have eaten here several times during trips over the years. The food is solid and there is typically plenty of space to sit if you need a break from the sun while you eat. The flatbreads are nice, and there are usually some different varieties that they add once in a while. Overall, nothing overly special about the food though, but it gets the job done.
Our favorite part of this restaurant is if you can snag a table near the window overlooking Small World. We like to joyfully (or creepily, depending on how the people in the boats feel about it) wave at people as the venture off into the ride. Or we just like to people watch and compare how some groups look WAY happier to be on the ride than others haha. Or is that just us?
Pros:
Solid food, good flatbreads Fun Small World seating if available, lots of seating otherwise if notCons:
Nothing to write home about Lines can sometimes be long. USE MOBILE ORDER! (Which is a suggestion basically anywhere in WDW)Reviewed by Hodsonfamilyof5 Review Date: 03/17/2022
Rating: (4) Not Recommended
While we love the window to Small World, that's about all we love about Pinocchio Village. We've tried it many times and on our last trip it made me so sick I missed a Fast Pass to Buzz. I 100% know it was the flat bread pizza being kept warm by the lamps. I'd recommend other QS or even leaving MK for a resort.
Pros:
NoneCons:
The food is not fresh and makes our family sick. The place is so crowded, it's hard to find seating. The staff were over stressed and they looked sad to be there.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 02/27/2022
Rating: (9) Recommended
We love eating here every time we're at Magic Kingdom! It's quick, we enjoy the gluten free pizza and it's a place to get away from the crowds for lunch. Staff has been very nice and helpful. This is our go-to place for lunch!
Pros:
Quick Pizza is good Gluten free menuCons:
Limited menuReviewed by MJandJimmy Review Date: 01/26/2022
Rating: (10) Recommended
Decent quick service spot that offers typical fare.
The pizza does the job if you want something quick. Definitely go at off peak dining times. Mobile order as soon as you get in the park. (Consider that the standard advice for all parks).
Pros:
Quick service fare that knows what it is and does a decent job at it. Mobile order. Mobile order. Mobile order.Cons:
Basic theme park fare.Reviewed by Number1FigaroFan Review Date: 12/24/2021
Rating: (10) Recommended
Omg I love this place. I love the food, I love the theming. However, there is one downside: there is only one Figaro room. The whole place should be themed to The ADORABLE LITTLE KITTEN.
Pros:
FIAGRO FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO the food, the theming. Did I mention FIGARO? It also has vegan options even though I am not vegan. Also the FIGARO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOMCons:
It’s not themed to FIGAROReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 09/26/2021
Rating: (9) Recommended
I ate here for lunch yesterday at MK, and the food was awesome! Yes, the quick service food is pretty simple (flatbread, chicken nuggets, etc.) But, that is what's good. I also like that there are tables that look over "it's a small world."
Pros:
Great food, air conditioningCons:
Plain for some people (but not for me!)Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 09/25/2021
Rating: (5) Not Recommended
So, So average and boring. Tastes like slightly better school lunch.
Pros:
Seeing the Small World goers can be fun. Good for picky EatersCons:
BoringReviewed by Bbear Review Date: 09/10/2021
Rating: (6) Not Recommended
I’m glad the menu got rid of the chicken parm and pasta and paper plates. The flatbreads are much better, but they’re over priced and more of a good shared snack. The reason to come here is the theme and fun watching the go by.
Pros:
Cute themeCons:
Not the best food, over priced, can be warm insideReviewed by Faelen Review Date: 07/14/2021
Rating: (9) Recommended
I think I was either really hot, tired, or dehydrated, but those were the best fries and chicken tenders I've ever had.
Pros:
The chicken tendersCons:
it is difficult to find seatingReviewed by ashleedwilkinson Review Date: 07/14/2021
Rating: (10) Recommended
Really enjoyed the flatbread pizza. You get a good amount of food for the price.