Reviews of Jungle Cruise
Reviewed by BrianR Review Date: 11/13/2023
Rating: (8) Recommended
I have always liked this ride. We got a LL for it and did not wait more than 10 minutes. Our driver was very funny and made the trip a great time. Great for the kids!
Pros:
Fun ride, boat captain made it very fun.Cons:
Could wait a long time...get a LL for this one.Reviewed by MadisonDuPree Review Date: 10/11/2023
Rating: (6) Recommended
The skippers are great and it's a cute little boat ride but there isn't all that much to it. Get a lightning lane for it or go when the crowds are low - don't wait a super long time in line for this one but it's cute enough to put on your list of to-dos.
Pros:
family friendly, new experience based on skipperCons:
long lines aren't always worth the wait.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 09/15/2023
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
This ride has the worst jokes and it OVERRATED
Pros:
DISNEY OGCons:
OVERRATED WORST JOKES EVER!!!Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 03/12/2023
Rating: (10) Recommended
We had Skipper Xavier and he was amazing and hilarious and did it all with a straight face which makes it 10x better.
Pros:
Our tour guide, The detail, It was funnyCons:
NothingReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 01/29/2023
Rating: (5) Recommended
Good for a group with multiple age ranges in it. Our toddlers loved it and our older members loved it. I wouldn’t wait long for this ride, but we went to it at park open and only waited about 10 minutes. The skipper could barely be heard by our group at the back of the boat. When we could hear a joke, it was always a good one though!
Pros:
Family friendly Smooth ride Funny jokes Good for small childrenCons:
Not worth a long wait Cant hear the skipper Needs updatesReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/26/2022
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
Waste of time. The skipper, who acts like he's steering the boat, when in reality, he has no control over the boat, blabs the entire ride and tries to be a comedian, even though he's not funny. Makes the whole experience irritating. Couldn't wait to get off the boat. What a waste of a lightening lane pass.
Pros:
After torturing you with bad jokes, they eventually let you off the boat.Cons:
See above.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/21/2022
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Simply put if you do not have a lightning lane avoid like the plague. You will be waiting hours. We waited 3 hours for the poorest ride I\\'ve ever been on. Organisation is very poor. We counted 35 people let get on from lightning lane. Then 3 from standby. Pathetic. They even look down the lightning lane to see if anyone else was coming before letting standby on. Avoid this like your life depends on it. Estimated wait time for us was 50 mins. Actual wait time 3 hours.
Pros:
NoneCons:
All of the aboveReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/03/2022
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
Terribly boring. You're just floating around for 20 minutes looking at plastic animals.
The skipper was very funny and that's why the score is 3 instead of 1. Luckily we hade a Lightning Lane. If I'd waited 45+ minutes for this I would have been furious.
Pros:
SkipperCons:
Boring Long waiting timeReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 10/05/2022
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Worst cringy ride in the whole park
Pros:
It’s in a boatCons:
It’s tired, corney & a literal waste of timeReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 06/25/2022
Rating: (10) Recommended
Skipper Jimmy provided such a fun and exciting cruise. He is quick with his humor and so responsive to the excited kids. He made this the most enjoyable experience ever!
