Reviews of Jungle Cruise

Reviews

127

Rating

7.68 / 10

Recommended By

84%



Reviewed by Madreselva41 Review Date: 04/29/2022

Rating: (2)
Not Recommended

I had an awful experience. After a two hour wait, you would expect more than a boat ride with bad jokes.

Pros:

the theming

Cons:

the wait times
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Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 04/07/2022

Rating: (2)
Not Recommended

Waiting 2 hours for a 5 minute ride is not enjoyable. The "guide" had some funny jokes but talked the whole time. The boat went so fast you couldn't get good pictures and then you had to wait in a line of other boats to get out. If they'd gone slower maybe there wouldn't have been a wait.

Pros:

Pretty scenery. Nice breeze.

Cons:

Long wait for short ride.
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Reviewed by imagineer97 Review Date: 03/29/2022

Rating: (9)
Recommended

Great Boat ride with cheezy jokes and lots of cool animals

Pros:

Long and cheezy funny jokes

Cons:

Not the most interesting que
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Reviewed by MJandJimmy Review Date: 01/26/2022

Rating: (10)
Recommended

The best worst boat ride you'll ever have. The jokes are relentless....and awesome.

Look out for the O2H!

Pros:

The awesome cast members. The jokes.

Cons:

The jokes. (kidding)....
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Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 01/25/2022

Rating: (8)
Recommended

So much fun! The humor never gets old and just knowing that it got its own movie just tells you how successful this ride is!

Pros:

The new update is great along with the cast and crew!

Cons:

The line can get really long🥵
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Reviewed by mollystwin Review Date: 12/22/2021

Rating: (10)
Recommended

Up close encounter with the 8th wonder of the world ... The back side of water ... A boat ride down the rivers of the world with a skipper filled with dad jokes and energy.

Pros:

The backside of water and dad jokes

Cons:

Dwayne Johnson wasn't the skipper
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Reviewed by Juliadoesthemeparks Review Date: 12/16/2021

Rating: (8)
Recommended

The Backside of water!!!!!!! Iconic

Pros:

Iconic great Disney ride funny

Cons:

Sometimes skippers are just meh and outdoor line
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Reviewed by DapperDaze Review Date: 11/08/2021

Rating: (10)
Recommended

The Jungle Cruise is living its best life since the update! I've always been a fan of this attraction, but I love it even more now that the S.E.A. has been more obviously incorporated in terms of the ride backstory and the new animatronics. Of course, the Skippers are the heart and soul of this attraction and giving them new characters to talk about and updated scenes to reference keeps their jokes fresh for a new generation of adventurers!

Pros:

The updated scenes and animatronics look incredible and have breathed new life into an already great attraction.

Cons:

The only con I can think of is if someone got this ride confused with Killamanjaro Safaris and were expecting real animals.
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Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/05/2021

Rating: (2)
Not Recommended

for some reason it usually has a really long wait but unless you’re with really little kids it’s not very fun. the ride is so boring that the skippers tell bad jokes and the ride isn’t worth the lines.

Pros:

some jokes funny, cool animatronics

Cons:

boring, slow, long lines
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Reviewed by Rdalton Review Date: 11/04/2021

Rating: (8)
Recommended

Great ride not very exciting skippers really make it fun. Easy for someone in a wheelchair to ride.

Pros:

Easy for someone in a wheelchair to ride and transfer into the boat.

Cons:

None
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