Reviews of Jungle Cruise
Reviewed by JJKHughes04 Review Date: 09/15/2020
Rating: (9) Recommended
This is a must for ride for us. It's so punny(funny/pun!)
Pros:
Always leaves us in laughterCons:
I really have nothing, this is a must do for us.1 User found this helpful.
Reviewed by Ellie92 Review Date: 08/28/2020
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
I absolutely hate this ride. The jokes are not funny at all everything on the ride including the animals are fake and so ridiculous that its just bad. Theres no air conditioning and its outside so there's not a place to hide out it there's rain
Pros:
It doesn't make me sick I dont think I have ever seen a very long lineCons:
Bad jokes Fake animals1 User found this helpful.
Reviewed by TheSuperheroNerd Review Date: 08/24/2020
Rating: (9) Recommended
It's the Jungle Cruise! It's an absolute classic! You get sarcastic jokes in a fun and endearing manor!
Pros:
Lots of fun jokes and different skippers might have some original jokes as well! There is also the Christmas overlay "The Jingle Cruise" to add to a festive trip! It's also for all ages!Cons:
Some jokes can get repeated or be a bit corny. The scenery can also be a bit boring after awhile.1 User found this helpful.
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 08/19/2020
Rating: (8) Recommended
Loves this ride
Pros:
The skippers are so funnyCons:
Not real animals0 Users found this helpful.
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 08/08/2020
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
I’m sorry but I just hate this ride. It’s not worth the wait. I don’t find the corny jokes amusing and nothing that you’ll see is particularly inventive or interesting. I know it’s an original but I honestly wouldn’t be sad to see this one her a revamp
Pros:
Original attraction.Cons:
Claustrophobic queue. Boring and unimaginative1 User found this helpful.
Reviewed by Braden Review Date: 07/26/2020
Rating: (5) Recommended
This ride is alright. I go on it for the jokes not for the animals. I think older kids ride it for the jokes and little kids like the animals.
Pros:
Has some funny jokes and great for kids.Cons:
The line is always so long. I have waited 90 minutes for this ride.0 Users found this helpful.
Reviewed by NatalieWay Review Date: 07/14/2020
Rating: (6) Not Recommended
Mine is an unpopular opinion, so take this with a grain of salt. I don't particularly enjoy Jungle Cruise. I do think everyone should do it at least once as it is a classic. The skippers are pretty funny.
Pros:
Sit down. Funny jokes.Cons:
Not thrilling. Can get a pretty long line.0 Users found this helpful.
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 07/10/2020
Rating: (10) Recommended
The Best! Love the goofy skippers and their corny jokes.
Pros:
Having a great skipperCons:
Lackluster skippers can ruin the trip0 Users found this helpful.
Reviewed by DeeDee Review Date: 07/09/2020
Rating: (4) Not Recommended
Once was enough. Doesn’t appeal to me to ride it again.
Pros:
Fans while you waitCons:
Not funny jokes sometimes, boring, nothing exciting to see, not a ride to experience twice.0 Users found this helpful.
Reviewed by KateK1986 Review Date: 07/08/2020
Rating: (9) Recommended
No day in MK is complete without this classic funny ride.
Pros:
Even though the jokes are corny I laugh out loud every time. Riding it now makes me remember riding it as kid. Something the whole family can enjoy.Cons:
How great your ride it depends a lot on your skipper. Tends to have long lines.0 Users found this helpful.
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