Reviews of Jungle Cruise

Reviews

91

Rating

7.89 / 10

Recommended By

87%



Reviewed by JJKHughes04 Review Date: 09/15/2020

Rating: (9)
Recommended

This is a must for ride for us. It's so punny(funny/pun!)

Pros:

Always leaves us in laughter

Cons:

I really have nothing, this is a must do for us.
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Reviewed by Ellie92 Review Date: 08/28/2020

Rating: (2)
Not Recommended

I absolutely hate this ride. The jokes are not funny at all everything on the ride including the animals are fake and so ridiculous that its just bad. Theres no air conditioning and its outside so there's not a place to hide out it there's rain

Pros:

It doesn't make me sick I dont think I have ever seen a very long line

Cons:

Bad jokes Fake animals
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Reviewed by TheSuperheroNerd Review Date: 08/24/2020

Rating: (9)
Recommended

It's the Jungle Cruise! It's an absolute classic! You get sarcastic jokes in a fun and endearing manor!

Pros:

Lots of fun jokes and different skippers might have some original jokes as well! There is also the Christmas overlay "The Jingle Cruise" to add to a festive trip! It's also for all ages!

Cons:

Some jokes can get repeated or be a bit corny. The scenery can also be a bit boring after awhile.
1 User found this helpful.

Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 08/19/2020

Rating: (8)
Recommended

Loves this ride

Pros:

The skippers are so funny

Cons:

Not real animals
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Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 08/08/2020

Rating: (3)
Not Recommended

I’m sorry but I just hate this ride. It’s not worth the wait. I don’t find the corny jokes amusing and nothing that you’ll see is particularly inventive or interesting. I know it’s an original but I honestly wouldn’t be sad to see this one her a revamp

Pros:

Original attraction.

Cons:

Claustrophobic queue. Boring and unimaginative
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Reviewed by Braden Review Date: 07/26/2020

Rating: (5)
Recommended

This ride is alright. I go on it for the jokes not for the animals. I think older kids ride it for the jokes and little kids like the animals.

Pros:

Has some funny jokes and great for kids.

Cons:

The line is always so long. I have waited 90 minutes for this ride.
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Reviewed by NatalieWay Review Date: 07/14/2020

Rating: (6)
Not Recommended

Mine is an unpopular opinion, so take this with a grain of salt. I don't particularly enjoy Jungle Cruise. I do think everyone should do it at least once as it is a classic. The skippers are pretty funny.

Pros:

Sit down. Funny jokes.

Cons:

Not thrilling. Can get a pretty long line.
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Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 07/10/2020

Rating: (10)
Recommended

The Best! Love the goofy skippers and their corny jokes.

Pros:

Having a great skipper

Cons:

Lackluster skippers can ruin the trip
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Reviewed by DeeDee Review Date: 07/09/2020

Rating: (4)
Not Recommended

Once was enough. Doesn’t appeal to me to ride it again.

Pros:

Fans while you wait

Cons:

Not funny jokes sometimes, boring, nothing exciting to see, not a ride to experience twice.
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Reviewed by KateK1986 Review Date: 07/08/2020

Rating: (9)
Recommended

No day in MK is complete without this classic funny ride.

Pros:

Even though the jokes are corny I laugh out loud every time. Riding it now makes me remember riding it as kid. Something the whole family can enjoy.

Cons:

How great your ride it depends a lot on your skipper. Tends to have long lines.
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