Hey everyone! My name is Molly and I had never watched a Marvel movie…

…until this year. I know, I know — they’re some of the biggest movies of all time, and Endgame is the highest-grossing film EVER. But somehow, I missed the memo. Despite my friends talking about them non-stop, I always pushed them off and by the time Infinity War and End Game came out I wanted to go with my friends but was too far behind and got scared.

ANYWAY…I watched them. All 23 of them. Finally. Quarantine am I right!?

And as I watched them, I jotted down a few thoughts and observations. I hope you enjoy the musings of someone who didn’t know what a Groot or infinity stone was walking into this — from the funny to the confused and the sad to the celebratory! Here’s the entire collection — all 23 films! Enjoy!

Molly’s Thoughts on Every Single Marvel Cinematic Universe Movie:

PHASE ONE:

 

I’m Watching All of the Marvel Movies for the First Time — Here Were My Thoughts During Iron Man!

66 Thoughts I Had Watching Marvel’s ‘The Incredible Hulk’ for the First Time

 

63 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Iron Man 2’ for the First Time

It’s Hammer Time! 80 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Thor’ for the First Time

Is That Red Voldemort? 77 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’ for the First Time

I Am Watching All the Marvel Films for the First Time, and I Made it to ‘The Avengers’! These Are 100 Thoughts I Had While Watching!

 

PHASE TWO:

Self-Care is Important: My Thoughts During my First Time Watching ‘Iron Man 3’

It’s Hammer Time…Again! 64 Thoughts I Had While Watching ‘Thor: The Dark World’ for the First Time

“On Your Left!” My Thoughts During My First Time Watching ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’

I Love Trash Panda and Baby Tree — 81 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2’ for the First Time

Robot Murder and Manful Tears: 95 Thoughts I Had During My First Time Watching ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’

I Would Die for Ant-tony: 76 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Ant-Man’ for the First Time

 

PHASE 3:

Can’t We All Just Get Along? My Thoughts Watching Captain America: CIVIL WAR for the First Time

His Cape is the BEST Part?! 78 Thoughts I Had While Watching Marvel’s ‘Doctor Strange’ for the First Time

I Love Trash Panda and Baby Tree — 81 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2’ for the First Time

“I Got Ice Cream in Here Man!” 72 Thoughts I Had While Watching ‘Spider-man: Homecoming’ for the First Time

Dr. Ian Malcom and Funny Rock Monsters: 88 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ for the First Time

I Finally Understand “WAKANDA FOREVER” — 84 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Black Panther’ for the First Time!

“Peter Parker Has Ripped Out My Heart” — 109 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ for the First Time

TRUTH SERUM! 67 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ for the First Time

I FINALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO FURY’S EYE: 94 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Captain Marvel’ for the First Time!

I Love This Movie 3000: 135 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Avengers: Endgame’ for the First Time

Peter Parker is Rocking Those Glasses: 78 Thoughts I Had Watching ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ for the First Time

 

FINAL THOUGHTS: I Watched All the Marvel Movies 12 Years Late…and We Need to Talk

 

For more Marvel fun, check out this episode of RTT!

What is your favorite Marvel movie? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below! 

 

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