Reviews of Jungle Cruise
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/29/2020
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Dumb ride
Pros:
NoneCons:
Not real animalsReviewed by DisMomma88 Review Date: 11/16/2020
Rating: (9) Recommended
While this is not the most thrilling ride, this is a favorite for our family. We love the corny jokes and puns. I definitely wouldn't wait more than 45 mins in line for this but if the wait time is low or we can find a fastpass (when they were available) we will always hop on this classic Disney ride!
Pros:
Funny; A good chance to sit and slow down a busy day; Classic Disney ride!Cons:
Often longs wait times because of popularityReviewed by BrianFromBama Review Date: 11/15/2020
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
I don’t know many Jungle Cruise haters, but I’m one of them. The ride is now too old and too cheesy and it’s time to replace it, but unfortunately they won’t because it is still so popular. I just hate for people who don’t visit the park that often to wait two hours for this ride only to find is not that great. Not thrilling, not entertaining, not really anything but dull.
Pros:
Boat attendants usually do a great job trying to entertain guestsCons:
Long wait, cheesy effects, dull rideReviewed by MegYavoich Review Date: 10/29/2020
Rating: (7) Recommended
So... I don't think my husband would agree with me rating this attraction so highly, but I love corny humor and I also really like that you can get multiple different experiences depending on who your skipper is. The kids were entertained and it's something that everyone can enjoy, at least a little bit. It's outside (so not in the ac) but it is covered to keep you out of the sun and you usually get a nice breeze. It's also fairly relaxing.
Pros:
Funny and great re-rideability.Cons:
Sometimes the jokes don't land and the animatronics and scenery are not the most beautiful or exciting in all of Disney.Reviewed by Camila Review Date: 10/21/2020
Rating: (8) Recommended
Its cute, not the best, you are just on a boat seeing stuff, not the most thrilling.
Pros:
Its a good ride, but wouldn't ride it again.Cons:
Your experience really depends on your skipperReviewed by DumboLover Review Date: 09/15/2020
Rating: (9) Recommended
I love this ride. It changes every time with the skipper which is always a fun experiance. The jokes might be hard to understand to youger kids.
Pros:
Very punny and fun. It goes slow so you can see all the animals. It is A very themed ride.Cons:
Line is slow and the cave might be a little scary for younger kids.Reviewed by DumboLover Review Date: 09/15/2020
Rating: (9) Recommended
I love this ride. It changes every time with the skipper which is always a fun experiance. The jokes might be hard to understand to youger kids.
Pros:
Very punny and fun. It goes slow so you can see all the animals. It is A very themed ride.Cons:
Line is slow and the cave might be a little scary for younger kids.Reviewed by JJKHughes04 Review Date: 09/15/2020
Rating: (9) Recommended
This is a must for ride for us. It's so punny(funny/pun!)
Pros:
Always leaves us in laughterCons:
I really have nothing, this is a must do for us.Reviewed by Ellie92 Review Date: 08/28/2020
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
I absolutely hate this ride. The jokes are not funny at all everything on the ride including the animals are fake and so ridiculous that its just bad. Theres no air conditioning and its outside so there's not a place to hide out it there's rain
Pros:
It doesn't make me sick I dont think I have ever seen a very long lineCons:
Bad jokes Fake animalsReviewed by DisneyAdult99 Review Date: 08/24/2020
Rating: (9) Recommended
It's the Jungle Cruise! It's an absolute classic! You get sarcastic jokes in a fun and endearing manor!
