Which Walt Disney World Resort You Should Stay In Based On Your Horoscope!

Alright, all you star-crossed Disney lovers, it’s time to gaze deep into the cosmos and get in touch with your inner astrological sign.

Have you read your horoscope lately? We’re about to share which Walt Disney World Resort we think you should stay at next time you visit, based on your astrological sign!

Aries – Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort

Our first sign in the zodiac is a fire sign. Aries, like their element implies, are fiery, bold, and independent people with spirited personalities and can be quite passionate when it comes to the things they believe in. So, what better way to embrace these characteristics than by staying at one of our favorite resorts, Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort!

Disney’s Polynesian Resort Lobby

It seems like there’s always something going on at the Poly. Sitting along the Monorail route, people are constantly coming and going, with plentiful dining, shopping, and live entertainment options to experience even if you’re not staying at the Resort. The Spirit of Aloha Dinner Show perfectly exemplifies The Poly’s exuberance, just like Aries. The dinner show features literal fire, appeasing any Fire Sign, especially Aries.

Taurus – Disney’s Coronado Springs Resort

Those born under the Taurus sign are hardworking and perhaps a little stubborn at times and seek to be surrounded by love and beauty. With the recent addition of the Gran Destino Tower, a stay at Disney’s Coronado Springs Resort would fit the bill for any Taurus!

Gran Destino Tower

The new Gran Destino Tower at Coronado Springs speaks to Taurus’ love of all things beautiful. Coronado Springs’ convention center aligns to a Taurus’ work ethic, who won’t mind being surrounded by like-minded, business-oriented individuals.

Gran Destino Lobby

Gran Destino also offers multiple dining locations, including the rooftop restaurant Toledo. This is sure to delight our precious Taurus, who will never say no to a good meal!

The Toledo Tapas Bar at Gran Destino Tower

Gemini – Disney’s Port Orleans Resorts (Riverside & French Quarter)

Represented by twins, those born under the sign Gemini would fit perfectly at Disney’s Port Orleans Resorts. The resort is split into two separate locations: Port Orleans Riverside and Port Orleans French Quarter. But this astrological duality goes beyond the simple fact that there are two resorts.

Port Orleans Resort – French Quarter Lobby

While Geminis are intelligent and sharp, they can also be social and at times whimsical. This lends itself well to a resort with ‘two’ sides!  French Quarter offers a fun, lively atmosphere with nightly entertainment at Scat Cat’s Club.

Scat Cat’s Club

Whether the Gemini in your life leans more toward their intelligent side or their whimsical side, both Riverside and French Quarter offer boat rides along the Sassagoula River to Disney Springs.

Take a boat ride along the Sassagoula River to Disney Springs!

Cancer – Disney’s Yacht & Beach Club Resorts

Cancers are known for their sensitivity and kindness. As the first resident water sign in the zodiac, what better place to be than Disney’s Yacht Club and Disney’s Beach Club Resorts! Both resorts offer a welcoming, family-friendly vibe that caters to all sorts of needs! Character dining? Check. Amazing pool? Check. Walking distance to World Showcase? CHECK.

Beach Club Lobby

And yes, Cancers can get a little “crabby” or “stormy”, so of course you’ll stay at the resort where the pool is called Stormalong Bay!

Stormalong Bay

Leo – Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa

Leos are simply marvelous creatures.  Opulence is the name of the game, so obviously they’ll blend right in with the grandeur of Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa. Much to any Leo’s delight reading this right now, this was one of the easiest matches we made when coming up with this list.

Grand Floridian Lobby Entrance

Above everything else, Leos LOVE being Leos. They will remind anyone and everyone that they are a Leo, and they’re darn proud of it. Also, and we say this in the most loving way possible, Leo’s would only want to stay at the one resort that would make their friends super jealous.

Victoria and Albert’s

There’s plenty to love about the Grand Floridian. From award-winning dining like Victoria & Albert’s to the world-class spa Senses, you could easily make an entire vacation out of just the resort without ever stepping foot into a park.

Senses Spa Steam Room at Grand Floridian

Virgo – Disney’s Contemporary Resort

Virgos are organized and practical and carry a “no fuss no muss” attitude with them everywhere they go. Disney’s Contemporary Resort fits this personality well, in large part due to the fact that it’s the most convenient resort in terms of proximity to Magic Kingdom. A quick monorail ride or walk away, The Contemporary is a great option if you plan on spending a lot of time at Disney World’s signature park.

Contemporary Resort ©Disney

Practical and sensible, The Contemporary boasts no overtly flashy theming you’ll find at other Disney resorts. Much like Virgos, The Contemporary is all about getting the job done, while still providing a high-quality experience. Virgos also know how to have fun, and popular dining destinations such as Chef Mickey’s and California Grill add to the resort’s full-package benefits.

California Grill

Scorpio – Walt Disney World Swan & Dolphin Hotels

At first glance, Scorpios can have imposing, intimidating personalities. But once you get to know them, you may be surprised to discover an intelligent, emotional, and loyal being. What better resort to represent this than the Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Hotels!

Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resort

To put it bluntly, the Swan & Dolphin hotels kind of stick out like sore thumbs across the Disney World skyline. In fact, the Dolphin is one of Disney World’s tallest structures. But these two resorts are often overlooked by some Disney fans, who may be quick to write them off, just like many are quick to write off Scorpios. Not so fast, my friends!

Walt Disney World Swan and Dolphin Resort’s Pools and Beach

For starters, the location of these two resorts is among the best in all of Disney World. With all of Disney’s transportation systems at their disposal, in addition to being walking distance from both Epcot and Hollywood Studios, the Swan and Dolphin hotels are a great option to consider next time you travel to Disney World.

Libra – Disney’s Wilderness Lodge

Libra’s are all about balance. And what’s more balanced than nature? Disney’s Wilderness Lodge truly embraces theme of natural wonders and is a hidden gem when it comes to Disney World resorts.

Wilderness Lodge Lobby

Despite its close proximity to Magic Kingdom, Wilderness Lodge offers a quieter escape for its guests and offers a greater opportunity to get more in touch with the natural elements than any other Disney World resort. The lobby has a collection of authentic Pacific Northwest Artifacts on display. The resort is also nearby Disney’s Fort Wilderness Resort & Campground, where guests can enjoy horseback riding, fishing, and watercraft rentals.

The marina at Wilderness Lodge

Sagittarius – Disney’s Animal Kingdom Lodge

We all have that one Sagittarius friend who is always up for an adventure. In the most loving way possible, they are loud, larger-than-life individuals who are all about having a good time.

Animal Kingdom Lodge

Disney’s Animal Kingdom Lodge mirrors the Sagittarius personality perfectly. There seems to be adventure around every corner, from their massive collection of African art (one of the largest collections outside of the African continent, in fact), to looking out across the savanna at Sanaa.

Savannah View at Animal Kingdom Lodge

Capricorn – Disney’s Riviera Resort

Capricorns are often ambitious, hardworking and business-oriented. Disney’s Riviera Resort, the newest resort hotel to join the Disney World family, is where all your ambition and hard work can pay off!

Riviera Resort

Located along the Skyliner route, any adventurous Capricorn can take to the skies and get a birds-eye view of Disney World!  The resort’s flagship restaurant, Topolino’s Terrace, will also appease the ambitious Capricorn, looking for the latest and greatest in Disney World dining while taking in the breathtaking views of the resort.

Riviera Resort Skyliner Station

Aquarius – Disney’s BoardWalk Inn

Despite what their name implies, Aquarius is actually an air sign.  This means that they are predominantly ruled by their mind. It is critical that they always have something to do or else they will get bored rather quickly. Lucky for Aquarius, there’s ALWAYS something to do at Disney’s BoardWalk Inn.

BoardWalk Inn & Villas

From the nightly entertainment at Jellyrolls to character dining at Trattoria al Forno, you’ll be hard-pressed to run out of things to do at the BoardWalk. Much like Aquarius, this resort is also highly individualistic, and there’s really no other Disney World resort that can compare.

Jellyrolls

Pisces – Disney’s Old Key West Resort

And last but certainly not least, we arrive at our beloved Pisces. Because they are the last sign in the zodiac, Pisces are often considered old souls. They are emotional, gentle creatures that must be handled with the utmost care. With its laid back, tropical island feel, Disney’s Old Key West Resort can be a true oasis for these little fishies.

Old Key West

Old Key West is located along the Sassagoula River, which goes perfectly with Pisces’ ruling water element. Despite its large, sprawling layout, fans of Old Key West praise the resort’s chill vibe, a stark contrast from the hustle and bustle of the Disney parks. Pisces will enjoy a nice, quiet place to retreat after a busy park day.

Do you agree with our picks? How would you pair each astrological sign to a Disney World resort? Let us know in the comments!

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3 Replies to “Which Walt Disney World Resort You Should Stay In Based On Your Horoscope!”

  1. I’m a Virgo & The Contemporary is my LEAST favorite resort! Put me in the Animal Kingdom Lodge or Wilderness Lodge anytime but definitely NOT The Contemporary!
    Hoping things start opening back soon! Have a trip planned for August/September & am so ready to get back to Disney!

  2. I’m a Libra but the decor of Wilderness Lodge doesn’t appeal to me at all. If money was no object, I’d pick the Poly or AKL. Sadly lack of money means no trips in the future & our last trip was Jan2012. Our home resort is actually Shades of Green as my aunt is a retired Army Colonel.