Are You Really a Disney Adult If You Haven't Done This in Magic Kingdom?

Think you’re a Disney Adult? Let’s put that to the test.

There are certain things that just come with the territory of being a true Disney Adult, and if you haven’t done them, well… can you really call yourself one? We’re talking about those classic Magic Kingdom experiences that go beyond just riding the mountains and snagging a DOLE Whip. If you haven’t checked these off your list, you might have some catching up to do.

Meeting Mickey (The Right Way)

Listen, it’s not enough to just see Mickey Mouse from a distance in the parade.

A true Disney Adult has stood in line at Town Square Theater, had a full conversation with him (even if it was just in your head), and posed for a photo that is now proudly displayed somewhere in your home. Bonus points if you’ve gotten emotional about it.

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Seeing the Parade (And Getting Way Too Invested)

The Festival of Fantasy parade isn’t just background noise – you know exactly when and where to be to get the best spot.

You’ve watched Maleficent breathe fire, waved to all the characters like they’re your personal friends, and maybe even shed a tear when the music swells. And yes, you have strong opinions about the best parade viewing location.

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Riding the Train Like It’s the Best Ride in the Park

A casual Magic Kingdom visitor might overlook the Walt Disney World Railroad, but a true Disney Adult?

You know that a full loop around the park is one of the most relaxing and nostalgic things you can do. You also know exactly where to sit to get the best breeze.

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Napping Through Hall of Presidents or Carousel of Progress

Every Disney Adult has hit that mid-afternoon wall, and when that happens, there are only two options: Hall of Presidents or Carousel of Progress.

One of them has comfy chairs and air conditioning, and the other has a rotating theater. Either way, if you’ve never dozed off during one of these, have you even done Disney right?

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Considering the PeopleMover the Best Ride of the Day

Nothing hits quite like kicking back on the PeopleMover, enjoying the breeze, and taking in the sights of Tomorrowland.

The ride itself isn’t “thrilling,” but you’ll defend it as one of the best experiences in Magic Kingdom because you “get it.”

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Becoming a Galactic Hero (Or at Least Trying to)

Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin isn’t just a ride – it’s a mission.

If you haven’t spent an entire ride-through trying to hit that one target that’ll get you the Galactic Hero status (or asked a Cast Member for the sticker or button when you finally did it), are you even trying?

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Rocking Out to Sonny Eclipse

Sonny Eclipse is an icon, and if you don’t know who he is, we have some concerns.

Any real Disney Adult has spent at least one meal at Cosmic Ray’s, listening to his intergalactic jams while munching on a burger that was… fine.

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Tripping on the Trolley Tracks

It’s practically a rite of passage to stumble over those Main Street, U.S.A. trolley tracks. If you haven’t, we have questions.

Are you walking too carefully? Do you not get distracted by the smell of popcorn or the sight of Cinderella Castle? Because real Disney Adults have taken at least one unexpected misstep here.

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Getting Run Over by a Stroller (At Least Twice)

Strollers are everywhere, and if you haven’t been hit by one, you must have some kind of Disney Park superpower.

Most of us have been taken out by a rogue stroller at some point – sometimes it’s a gentle tap, sometimes it’s a full collision. Either way, welcome to the club.

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Getting Spit On by the Magic Carpets’ Camel

If you’ve walked through Adventureland without realizing what’s coming, you’ve probably been hit by the sneaky spitting camel near The Magic Carpets of Aladdin.

It’s one of those weird little Disney details that catches you off guard the first time and then becomes something you actively avoid (or secretly enjoy, depending on your level of chaos).

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So, how did you do? Have you checked off all of these experiences, or do you have some work to do before you can officially call yourself a Disney Adult?

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