Why Introverts Will STRUGGLE at Disney World’s NEW Lounge

A highly anticipated new Pirates of the Caribbean-based lounge is coming to the Magic Kingdom, but will it be too much for introverts to handle?

According to Disney, The Beak and Barrel will be “a welcoming haven for all pirate-kind—from seasoned swashbucklers to budding buccaneers” where guests can grab a quick bite and quench their thirst with options form a menu that will feature “tasty options for pirates of all ages—as well as refreshing cocktails for Guests ages 21 and up.” However, it’s not the menu that has us concerned.

According to Disney, The Beak and Barrel — which, in-universe was founded by the “legendary pirate rumrunner” Captain Meridian “Merry” Goldwyn, and her “talkative first mate” Rummy, a animatronic parrot who “is a dutiful crewman to his beloved Merry, ensuring everything is ship-shape, sharing tales of piracy and leading the bar in a rousing toast or two” — will have two main dining environments.

A large central space themed as a former mess hall for Spanish soldiers, The Mess features long tables that span the room, “allowing for pirates to gather ‘round and tell their own tales, while an imposing anchor covered in candles and dripping wax hangs high above.   A large bar anchors one side of the room, cobbled together from salvaged portions of a cursed shipwreck. At its center, the skull-shaped stern holds an impressive collection of grogs and brew. Guests may also spot the Enchanted Rum Bottle, which was gifted to Merry by the enchantress Tia Dalma and seemingly serves as the source of the tavern’s specialty brews, or Rummy hobbling along the bar’s ledge, greeting the patrons and keeping a close eye on the crew while Merry is away. “

Themed as the former living space of a Spanish Comandante, the luxurious Captain’s Quarters featuring intricate theming including “fine artwork and drapery”on the walls, much of which “hasn’t escaped slashing blades or burn marks over the years by rambunctious pirates” and group of five ships in a bottle sitting on the mantle mounted above the fireplace that are “rumored to represent pirates from every corner of the world banding together to defeat tyranny.” According to Disney, guests should “keep a weathered eye out, as these mysterious bottles have been known to come alive and engage in a fearsome battle.”

While both areas sound like they’ll be outstanding themed environments, the concept art does not bode well for introverted park-goers. Each room looks tight and cramped, with a seating space layout that seems to imply that unrelated parties will be seated together.  Also, given the fact that the lounge is themed to one of Disney’s most beloved attractions and will be one of the only establishments of its kind in the Magic Kingdom, it will likely get very crowded very quickly.

Everything we know about The Beak and Barrel so far actually reminds us of a similar Disney World lounge-style establishment: Oga’s Cantina. The Galaxy’s Edge eatery is also a heavily-themed bar-like venue that’s somewhat tight and cramped, often crowded, and features seating that requires various parties to sit together. It’s also a bit of a nightmare for introverts.

The Pirates of the Caribbean-themed Beak and the Barrel is coming to Disney World, but introverts may want to steer clear. Stay tuned to AllEar for more details on the new lounge!

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