Titles the Marvel Movies SHOULD Have Been Given

By now, you probably know that here at AllEars, we’re pretty big Marvel fans!

We talk about our favorite heroes a lot — who’s the most powerful, who has the best hair, whose powers we’d most like to have — just general water cooler conversation. But that got us thinking…

…what would happen if we retitled the Marvel movies to have more accurate names? THAT is the list we’re presenting to you today!

Iron Man

• It Only Gets More Ridiculous From Here

The Incredible Hulk

• We SWEAR This is Part of the MCU
• You’re Just Here for the Last 5 Minutes
• We Know You Like Mark Ruffalo Better But This is What You Get

Iron Man 2

• Wait…There Was a Sequel?

Thor

• You Came for Chris Hemsworth, You Stayed for Tom Hiddleston

Captain America: The First Avenger

• WAY Too Many Things Happening in One Movie
• CGI-ed Skinny Steve Rogers is Fooling No One
• And You Thought Tony Stark Was Your Favorite!

The Avengers

• Good Luck Keeping Track of All These Characters
• You Thought THIS Was Cool? Just You Wait…

Iron Man 3

• You Definitely Forgot About This One

Thor: The Dark World

• Not Even Loki Could Save It

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

• Did Everyone Suddenly Get More Attractive?
• Two Hours of Captain America and Black Widow Flirting
• Two Hours of Sebastian Stan Staring Intensely Into the Camera

Guardians of the Galaxy

• The One That Put Andy Dwyer On the Map
• The Soundtrack is the Best Part (And That’s Saying Something!)

Avengers: Age of Ultron

• Tony Stark Messed Things Up. Tony Stark Fixed It. 
• A Futuristic Nightmare
• You’ll Never Look at a Robot the Same Again

Ant-Man

• Not the Most Interesting Superhero, But May We Interest You in Paul Rudd?

Captain America: Civil War

• Why Isn’t This An Avengers Movie?
• Who’s Right? The Question You’ll Debate With Your Friends for Years to Come!
• We Gave the People What They Want…More Sebastian Stan.
• This or That: Avengers Edition!

Doctor Strange

• This Will All Make Sense Five Movies From Now

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

• Still a Killer Soundtrack…But This Time With Baby Groot!

Spider-Man: Homecoming

• We Know We’ve Done a Lot of These, But THIS One Will Stick

Thor: Ragnarok

• It Took Three Movies to Get it Right
• Proof That Taika Waititi Should Direct Everything
• Just Because You’re Coworkers, Doesn’t Mean You’re Friends

Black Panther

• Watch It, You’ll Thank Us Later.

Avengers: Infinity War

• She’s in Love With a…Robot??
• Starlord is the Worst Ever
• We Really REALLY Want You to Cry

Ant-Man and the Wasp

• Biding Our Time Until Endgame
• It’ll All Be Relevant in Endgame…We Hope

Captain Marvel

• She’s Insanely Powerful, But You Won’t Like Her As Much As The Avengers

Avengers: Endgame

• Three Hours of Continuous Sobbing
• You Won’t Be Able to See the Screen Through the Tears in Your Eyes
• This Was All Starlord’s Fault
• You Trusted Us, And We Killed Off Two of Your Favorite Characters

There you have it, our alternate title suggestions for Marvel movies! We know we picked on some of them, but we love them all for different reasons, and they’re all provocatively written, produced, and directed. We’re so excited about this next phase, especially since we’ve been hooked on the TV shows, so stay tuned for more Marvel content!

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Which Marvel movie is your favorite?

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