We love Disney. We love Harry Potter. So naturally, sometimes the two overlap in our thoughts.

We already sorted our favorite Disney Characters into their Hogwarts houses, but one day we thought what about Disney World rides?

That’s right — we’re putting on our Sorting Hats and discussing which Disney World rides would go where! (Yes, we realize they are inanimate objects. But also we’re talking about a fictional wizard school sooooo… .)

Sorting Walt Disney World Rides into Hogwarts Houses

Gryffindor:

Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster: you gotta be brave, but it’s also pretty showy. Just like a Gryffindor.

Space Mountain:  between the rickety track and the tight spaces it always feels like I’m risking my life to conquer it.

Mickey & Minnie’s Runaway Railway: It’s flashy, it’s big, it’s the center of attention, and it stars our beloved heroes.

Hufflepuff:

Dumbo the Flying Elephant: it’s beloved and delightful.

It’s a Small World:  it’s a sweet ride with a positive message plus it’s been around forever and it’s a staple of the parks so I guess we could say it’s loyal!

Frozen Ever After: Olaf is obviously the ultimate Hufflepuff.

Ravenclaw:

Test Track: if you care about your SIM car, it takes wisdom to intelligently design a winning car.

Hall of Presidents: Only the wisest appreciate the history and intellect behind this opening day attraction.

Spaceship Earth:  The Ravenclaws seek to be educated as well as entertained, and that’s exactly what you get on Spaceship Earth!

Slytherin:

Toy Story Mania:  you have to be strategic to get a high score and determined to push through the bicep pain it takes to get there.

Rise of the Resistance: it’s a mix of good, and evil and it is SO AMBITIOUS.

Haunted Mansion:  This may be a little on the nose but hey. Haunted Mansion is adored and feared by guests around the world — just the way Slytherins like to be seen.

What attractions do you think belong in a Hogwarts House? Let us know in the comments!

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