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Living with the Land (9 / 10)

Living with the Land is such a treat!<br /> <br /> Easily in my top 5 of favorite rides in all of Disney Wo...

Kilimanjaro Safaris (10 / 10)

Kilimanjaro Safaris is just an all-around incredible feat. <br /> <br /> Firstly, the ride experience is si...

Jungle Cruise (9 / 10)

Jungle Cruise is a national treasure y’all!<br /> <br /> Look, I am aware that some people are skeptics. Ho...

It's Tough to Be a Bug (6 / 10)

It’s Tough to be a Bug is……nice. <br /> <br /> There is nothing inherently wrong with this 3D show overall....

it's a small world -- WDW (9 / 10)

Ahhhhhhhhhh, small world. What a delightful concoction of nostalgia, high quality, and constant e...

Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular (8 / 10)

Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular is, in a word, spectacular! Lots of fun stunts and action element...

Gran Fiesta Tour (7 / 10)

Grab Fiesta Tour is a delight! A really relaxing ride with some animatronic elements similar to I...

Frozen Ever After (8 / 10)

Look, discussions about Frozen Ever After are FROUGHT with those who lament the loss of Maelstrom...

Festival of the Lion King (9 / 10)

Festival of the Lion King is a top-tier live Disney show and well worth going out of your way to ...

Expedition Everest (10 / 10)

Absolutely LOVE this ride!!<br /> <br /> Firstly, I would argue that this is the best straight up coaster i...

Dinosaur (7 / 10)

When Dinosaur first opened, I LOVED it. As a big fan of dinosaurs (how cliché, I know), the themi...

Country Bear Jamboree (7 / 10)

Country Bears Jamboree is just plain fun!<br /> <br /> While lacking a signature song that will be stuck in...

Carousel of Progress (7 / 10)

Just a straight up classic! A catchy song, with still great animatronics, and even a great storyl...

Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin (5 / 10)

Space Ranger Spin is a really fun ride for adults and kiddos alike, as it’s always fun to compete...

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad (8 / 10)

LOVE Thunder Mountain!!<br /> <br /> As a largely wooden coaster, Thunder Mountain could be WAY more bumpy ...

Avatar Flight of Passage (8 / 10)

Disclaimer: I legitimately believe that this is one of the most impressive bits of technology in ...

American Adventure (7 / 10)

Hot take: The song from American Adventure is just as much of an ear worm as Small World or Carou...

Alien Swirling Saucers (6 / 10)

Alien Swirling Saucers is a nice, fun filler ride for your Hollywood Studios day! It’s a more fun...

Animal Kingdom Lodge KIDANI Village (Disney Vacation Club) (9 / 10)

We were gifted a stay at Kidani Village by a family member who is part of DVC, and holy moley.<br /> <br /> ...

Animal Kingdom Lodge - Jambo House (Deluxe Resort) (9 / 10)

Wowowowowow, Animal Kingdom Lodge is breathtaking in a host of ways. <br /> <br /> Firstly, the obvious: Ha...

Caribbean Beach Resort (Moderate Resort) (6 / 10)

Caribbean Beach is a resort that I feel VERY conflicted on for several reasons. Ready to take a j...

All Star Sports Resort (Value Resort) (7 / 10)

I have stayed in all of the All-Star locations over the years for one trip or another and so this...

All Star Movies Resort (Value Resort) (7 / 10)

I have stayed in all of the All-Star locations over the years for one trip or another and so this...

All Star Music Resort (Value Resort) (7 / 10)

I have stayed in all of the All-Star locations over the years for one trip or another and so this...

Pop Century Resort (Value Resort) (8 / 10)

We have stayed at Pop Century multiple times over the past few years and have enjoyed our experie...

D-Luxe Burger (7 / 10)

D-Luxe Burger is a spot with really good burgers and tasty milkshakes and provides a nice, access...

The Daily Poutine (3 / 10)

Am I French-Canadian? Yes. Does that mean that Cheese Curds and Gravy basically sustain my entire...

T-Rex (7 / 10)

Came here with a large 11 person family group on a recent trip, mostly because we had a four year...

Wine Bar George (10 / 10)

Wine Bar George is just an all-around delight!!<br /> <br /> Firstly, the wine experience. As someone who i...

The Edison (6 / 10)

We came here for a Date Night while on a large family trip recently and found that the Edison is ...

BOATHOUSE (9 / 10)

Quick story: When my wife and I came to Disney for our honeymoon, we went to Bongo’s (a Cuban res...

Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar (9 / 10)

We LOVED our experience at Jock Lindsey’s! We came here after a full day in Universal and it was ...

Homecomin': Florida Kitchen and Shine Bar (9 / 10)

Homecoming is a simple concept, with classic southern cuisine, in a bright and homey restaurant e...

Whispering Canyon Cafe Breakfast (8 / 10)

Went here with a large family group and was thoroughly enjoyed by all! We had some pickier eaters...

'Ohana Dinner (10 / 10)

Alright, look here buckos! (I say that with much love, please don’t be sad). <br /> <br /> You have almost ...

Picabu Buffeteria (8 / 10)

My wife and I came here on a recent trip after a looong day of travel, as there weren’t many othe...

Chef Mickey's Breakfast (7 / 10)

A theme among some of my reviews is the idea of “_______ does what you need it to.” Chef Mickey’s...

Sanaa Lunch/Dinner - Kidani Village (8 / 10)

Sanaa is a restaurant that had been recommended to us many times and that we had been meaning to ...

Docking Bay 7 Food & Cargo (7 / 10)

Docking Bay 7 is a really solid spot to get a quick service meal, and a fun place for Star Wars f...

Oga's Cantina (9 / 10)

Spoiler Alert: Oga’s is GREAT!<br /> <br /> There is a potent mix of great theming, great drink offerings, ...

Jiko - The Cooking Place - Jambo House (8 / 10)

We went to Jiko on our honeymoon and felt like we understood why it is so well-loved by many in t...

Ronto Roasters (9 / 10)

Ohhhhhhhhh buddy. OHHHHHHHHHH buddy! Ronto Wraps. <br /> <br /> So Ronto Roasters’ signature dish is a deli...

Brown Derby Lunch/Dinner (8 / 10)

Many people argue that Hollywood Studios has the least impressive food options of any of the Disn...

PizzeRizzo (6 / 10)

Thoroughly fine eatery. I am not someone who quite agrees with how bad the reputation that people...

50's Prime Time Cafe Lunch/Dinner (7 / 10)

Classic Disney dining spot, with a fun theme and good, solid food!<br /> <br /> In my opinion, if you are t...

Sci-Fi Dine-in Theatre Lunch/Dinner (6 / 10)

Okay friends, sit down in your car-seat and let me tell you a little something:<br /> <br /> Sci-Fi Dine-In...

Satu'li Canteen (10 / 10)

Quite possibly our FAVORITE quick service spot in all of Disney World!!<br /> <br /> Satu’li Canteen has a ...

Pongu Pongu - Pandora (9 / 10)

What a great little snack stand!! <br /> <br /> Pongu Pongu has a perfectly sized menu of options, with mor...

Rose and Crown Lunch/Dinner (8 / 10)

Rose and Crown is an all-around star!<br /> <br /> The food here is straight-forward, delicious, and yet va...

La Hacienda de San Angel (9 / 10)

While not nearly as highlighted as other pavilion eateries, even among its fellow Mexico restaura...

Le Cellier Lunch/Dinner (10 / 10)

What is there to say about Le Cellier? It just defies explanation….<br /> <br /> Lololol we have PLENTY to ...

Casey's Corner (9 / 10)

We LOVE Casey’s Corner! We will fully admit our corn dog nugget bias probably bumps this review u...

Pinocchio Village Haus (6 / 10)

We have eaten here several times during trips over the years. The food is solid and there is typi...

Be Our Guest Dinner (7 / 10)

Okay, here’s the rub: As many have said before, the theming alone in Be Our Guest is WELL worth e...

Skipper Canteen (6 / 10)

We visited Skipper Canteen on a recent trip and we’re excited to try it, as we had heard primaril...