Scarlet Witch as Tower of Terror? See Which Disney Ride Each Avenger Would Be!

We’ll admit it, we’re huge Marvel nerds over here!

It’s hard not to be with so much amazing Marvel content like Moon Knight, Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, and Spider-Man: No Way Home. Our reader Kate suggested that we assign each Avenger a Disney ride, so that’s exactly what we did!

Starting off with a classic, we think that Captain America is…

… the Carousel of Progress! This ride is a classic, just like Cap, and the themes of advancing technology in the mid 20th century line up with his origin story. He wouldn’t be a super soldier if it wasn’t for science! He definitely seems like a “There’s a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow” kind of guy.

Next we have the god of thunder himself, Thor! Thor is high energy and fun which is why he’s…

… Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster! This ride also reminds us of the awesome music that was used in Thor: Ragnarok! This super fun ride definitely reminds us of our favorite Asgardian.

This next one is kind of a two for one. We’re talking about Bruce Banner a.k.a. the Hulk! When he’s in his big, green form, we definitely see him as…

… Expedition Everest! This ride is super intense, and even has a cameo from a mysterious monster who doesn’t work all the time.

Bruce Banner on the other hand, we definitely see him as…

… Living with the Land! This peaceful and science-oriented ride is exactly what Dr. Banner would need at the end of a long day!

Our next hero is Black Widow, who shared some amazing moments with her sister in last year’s Black Widow movie, which is why we’ve assigned her to…

… Frozen Ever After! Natasha and Yelena are pretty much the Anna and Elsa of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and this ride celebrates their amazing sisterhood.

Which ride to assign to the genius, billionaire playboy philanthropist? The one so technologically advanced that Tony Stark himself could have designed it.

We’re picking Flight of Passage for Iron Man! Every time we ride this simulator, we’re impressed by how real it feels, almost like it has Stark’s Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing, or B.A.R.F. in it! Plus you can, uh, fly just like Iron Man!

Next we’ve got Hawkeye, and what better ride for the sharp shooter than the one where having good aim really counts…

… Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin! We can almost guarantee that Clint Barton gets Galactic Hero every time he rides this.

Next up we have Sam Wilson a.k.a. Falcon a.k.a. Captain America! This one is pretty straightforward, but we totally see Sam Wilson as…

… Soarin’ Around the World! This ride only gives us a glimpse of what Sam Wilson sees when he’s flying all over the world saving people, we’re just wondering if the grass smells as good in real life as it does in this ride!

Next we have the icon herself, the Scarlet Witch! We’re assigning her to…

… the Tower of Terror! This ride takes you on a scary trip to another dimension, much like Scarlet Witch in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness! And as much as this ride, and Scarlet Witch, can spook us, we can’t help but love them!

Last but certainly not least, we have none other than Ant-Man a.k.a. Scott Lang! We’re not really sure how to explain this one, but something about Scott’s vibe perfectly matches with…

… MuppetVision 3D! They’re both funny, reliable, and we can imagine Scott getting a kick out of this every time he’s in Hollywood Studios!

That’s all we’ve got for Avengers as Disney rides, but let us know what you think down in the comments below! We had a great time putting together this list! Stay tuned to AllEars for all the latest in all things Marvel!

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