How do you do? It’s time to be movin’ along as we consider 13 signs you’ve ridden Splash Mountain too many times! We’ve already considered our obsessions with Haunted Mansion, Spaceship Earth, Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, and Flight of Passage, but now it’s time to plummet to some serious giggles. 

You zip-a-dee do know all the lyrics to the iconic song!

You know who the Zip-a-Dee Lady is.

You know the names of the three possum sisters.

You know where the characters on the paddle boat came from before being moved to Splash Mountain.

You know why CEO Michael Eisner called it Splash Mountain.

Brer Fox is reading the book “How to Catch a Rabbit” and you know the author. 

You know that when the ride gets stuck, Brer Fox and Brer Bear are to blame.

You hope that, if you do get stuck, you aren’t seated right next to the waterfall at the end.

You know what the flashing lantern in the loading/unloading area means.

You know when to get in line so you can view fireworks while on the ride.

You know that the little gopher in the cavern scene isn’t sneezing, and you know what college he’s cheering for.

You have a collection of commemorative ZipLoc bags.

You have ridden more than one version of this ride and know the differences! 

Did you do “pretty good, sure as you’re born“? Let us know if you’ve ridden Splash Mountain too many times by dropping a comment below! 

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