These 4 Unhinged Tweets from Universal Orlando Gave Us the Laugh We Needed Today

When it comes to theme park tweets, no one does them quite like Universal Orlando.

Universal Orlando Resort

If you need a break and a chuckle, you’ve come to the right place! We obviously follow all the latest happenings from the Universal Orlando Resort, and that also requires keeping our X (formerly known as Twitter) notifications on for the theme park resort. Fortunately for us, whoever runs the account constantly drops bangers, like these four funny tweets from this past week.

Everyone likes to say they were born at the wrong time, but Universal argues now’s the perfect time to be alive and enjoy the resort.

Born too soon for flying cars.
Born too late to see the Roman Empire.
Born just in time to go to Universal, and we think that’s beautiful.

— Universal Orlando Resort (@UniversalORL) September 9, 2025

The tweet reads:

Born too soon for flying cars.
Born too late to see the Roman Empire.
Born just in time to go to Universal, and we think that’s beautiful.

Pure poetry, Universal. Sure, our ancestors will get to enjoy space travel, but can you guarantee they’ll be able to take down evil aliens and become agents on Men In Black: Alien Attack? Checkmate.

Men in Black — Alien Attack

Revenge of the Mummy is one of the most meme-able rides at Universal, and the social media team definitely leans into that.

Our faces riding Revenge of the Mummy: pic.twitter.com/jtqLdSROrm

— Universal Orlando Resort (@UniversalORL) September 9, 2025

Posting a picture of a mummy on the ride, Universal tweeted, “Our faces riding Revenge of the Mummy.”

Spooky!

Zipping around at 45 mph, I’d say that’s a pretty accurate view of someone on the ride. It’s also what we look like when we DON’T GET OUR CUP OF COFFEE!

Revenge of the Mummy

If your life doesn’t revolve around Universal, maybe something is wrong with YOU.

Life is just an endless cycle of:
Being on a Universal vacation.
Being at home, wishing you were on a Universal vacation.

— Universal Orlando Resort (@UniversalORL) September 8, 2025

Universal tweet:

Life is just an endless cycle of:
Being on a Universal vacation.
Being at home, wishing you were on a Universal vacation.

What do WE do when we’re not at Universal? Count the seconds until we’re back, of course!

Universal Orlando

We’re cheating with this last tweet since it was more than a week ago, but it was too good to leave off!

? Dead Coconut Club, we’re gonna keep on dancing at the Dead Coconut Club ???

— Universal Orlando Resort (@UniversalORL) September 4, 2025

Playing off of Chappell Roan’s “Pink Pony Club”, Universal made their own spin on the song to include the Dead Coconut Club, a Halloween Horror Nights overlay of the Red Coconut Club in CityWalk. Universal’s social media team really understood the assignment with this one.

Universal Studios Resort

We love when theme park accounts are creative and funny with their messaging! For more funny tweets and great theme park tidbits, stay tuned right here at AllEars!