5 Things Disney Adults Will Never Say

Do you find yourself going to Disney World all of the time? Or watching Disney movies and listening to Disney songs in your free time?

Cinderella Castle in Magic Kingdom

If you answered “yes”, you are probably a part of one of the most controversial groups on the internet — Disney adults. While thoughts on Disney adults are mixed, they are typically not shy in making their Disney-love known. But what are some things Disney adults NEVER say? We’ve got some answers!

“Let’s go somewhere else for vacation this year”

One thing you won’t hear many Disney adults saying is “let’s go somewhere else for vacation this year.” Disney adults consistently visit the parks whether that’s an annual trip, a few times per year, or frequent trips due to being an annual passholder.

Annual Passholder magnet

Non-Disney adults may say there’s so much more of the world to see, but Disney adults will argue that the Disney parks are constantly changing — there’s almost always something new to see!

Moana Attraction construction

Don’t worry, it IS possible for Disney adults to travel other places, but don’t think you’re getting out of that Disney trip at least once a year.

“I don’t need any more merchandise”

Let’s be real here — Disney adults are the sole reason Disney merchandise is such a hot commodity. From new ears to Loungeflys (we’re looking at you, Scarlet Witch backpack) to designer items, Disney merchandise sells out fast!

This was a popular item!

Disney adults usually have some sort of collection whether that be mugs, Spirit Jerseys, MagicBands, ears, or pins. There was even a study showing that adults who buy themselves toys are helping the toy industry’s growth, according to CNBC. Hey, in the words of Marge Simpson, “It’ll be good for the economy”!

“Let’s wait in this really long line”

“Let’s wait in this really long line” is something you will not hear coming from a Disney adult. Although some Disney fans were not on board for the switch from FastPass to Genie+, they know when it’s necessary to skip the long lines in the parks.

Lightning Lane

Disney adults also know the hacks like rope dropping, which means arriving at the parks before opening so that you are one of the first inside. We’ve even seen a trend in wait times where popular attractions have the shortest waits at night.


If you don’t want to wait in long lines when you go on a Disney trip, go with a Disney adult and you’ll be all set.

“Disneyland is the most magical place on earth”

If you read that and just cringed a little, you’re definitely a Disney adult. Disney fans know that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth and Disney World is the most magical place on earth.

Sleeping Beauty Castle in Disneyland

Even though Disneyland and Disney World are both associated with “happy” and “magical”, you won’t find Disney adults mixing up the two.

“That’s okay, I’ll skip the Dole Whip this time”

Dole Whip, or any other iconic Disney snack, is a MUST for Disney adults. Disney has become known for its unique theme park food and Mickey-shaped treats — it’s a highlight of visiting the parks!


So don’t even ask the Disney adult you’re with if the group can skip getting a Dole Whip on this trip. They’ll probably have already ordered it on Mobile Order before you even get the chance to ask!

Mobile Order

Those are some of the things you will never hear a Disney adult say! If you want to learn more about Disney adults and why they are considered to be controversial, click the link below.

What Are Disney Adults and Why Are They So Controversial

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One Reply to “5 Things Disney Adults Will Never Say”

  1. I am absolutely a Disney adult!! An old Disney adult, but still…

    Agree with all of these Emily! (Though we don’t always get a Dole Whip!). Merry Christmas!