Alright everyone, grab your witchiest blanket and some snacks because it’s the SEASON PREMIERE of Agatha All Along! I can’t find my remote and I am writing this post in REAL TIME. Seriously, it’s 9PM and I can’t find my remote; this is a crisis.
Found it! It was in my pocket (???). As you may have caught on, this post is my LIVE reaction to Marvel’s newest TV show — Agatha All Along. Here are all 112 thoughts I had watching the first two episodes
EPISODE 1
1. I haven’t been this excited about a Marvel show since WandaVision.
2. Agatha is a cop??
3. Agatha plays Candy Crush? I wonder what level she is on.
4. I am a Criminal Minds fan so I am happy to watch Kathryn Hahn be a detective on a murder.
5. She is kind of dressed like Bella’s dad from Twilight.
6. AGNES?
7. I’m so confused.
8. Agnes of Westview the crime procedural?
9. Honestly… I would watch this as its own show.
10. Should I chew gum to look more tough?
11. I want to be Dottie with her library job and cute sweater.
12. I am SO here for this. It’s so vaguely surreal! It feels like a spookier WandaVision where Wanda’s show felt sci-fi.
13. This guy also looks like Charlie Swan.
14. OH HE’S FROM WESTVIEW IN WANDAVISION.
15. WAIT A LOT OF THEM ARE FROM WESTVIEW
16. EAT MY WHAT, AGNES?
17. AUBREY PLAZAAAAA.
18. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
19. I mean I love it, maybe I should not question it.
20. What is this tension between Aubrey Plaza and “Agnes?”
21. “DARKH.” What do we think that is?
22. I truly cannot cry already. Agnes is a mom?
23. Aubrey Plaza in that AMAZING armchair.
24. Honestly, the show looks fantastic. The set design, the shot choice, and the cinematography are incredible so far.
25. Eastview is next to Westview? Sounds right.
26. So I guess this is what happens to Westview after Wanda leaves?
27. “Do you remember why you hate me?”
28. What is happening??
29. A robber is in the house?
30. Not the fall off the roof. Yikes.
31. OH! It’s the kid from the trailers!
32. KITTY!
33. OMG, the ROAST!
34. Oh wow, she really called it a roast.
35. The Road! THE ROAD!
36. LOL! Agnes is losing it man.
37. Oh this is so good! The flower pictures! It so feels like WandaVision.
38. A SPELL!
39. WANDA’S SIGNATURE ON THE LIBRARY CARD! What is happening?
40. Wanda is the body??
41. The Darkhold??
42. They are dropping so much right now!
43. Yes Kathryn!
44. No wonder she was hot with all of her WandaVision costumes on.
45. The music!
46. I knew the music would be good when I saw the cast sing live at D23 — which was unbelievably amazing, btw.
47. AGATHA AGATHA AGATHA!
48. AGATHAAAAAA!
49. Naked screaming, such a raw experience.
50. OMG SHE’S JUST RUNNING AROUND NAKED.
51. LOL! “A bit too casual with your boundaries.”
52. The backward jog is so good.
53. Marvel really said, “It’s the first episode. Here’s Kathryn’s Hahn’s butt.”
54. A bunny!
55. This is SO me and my cat. I love whispering to him about my enemies.
56. Oh I love her kitchen.
57. The fact that Agatha was just hallucinating a crime show is insane.
58. HEE HEE! AUBREY!
59. She looks so good!
60. Witch fiiiiiight.
61. WOAH. The slap!
62. “There are no new options?” Hahahaha!
63. Their vibe is wild.
64. They have that girl in HEELS!
65. Ok…they like…have to have a romantic history, right?
66. Oh, I need to buy candles.
EPISODE 2
67. Once again I say, THE MUSIC!
68. “The house is yours, random boy!”
69. I like this witch boy and his resolve.
70. I thought he was going to have a tragic backstory but he just wants power. Love it.
71. Is Agatha a mom? I am so curious.
72. AGATHA’S CAR HA!
73. She is so unhinged!
74. Aw, Wanda’s house.
75. Oh! They’ve done a confirmed gay character with ~no name witch boy~.
76. I am going to start calling all teens “Teen” with the same disdain as Agatha.
77. PATTI LUPONEEEEEEEEE
78. I would join Agatha’s coven I think.
79. Are there different types of witches? I am so interested.
80. Oh, Agatha doesn’t want the symbol to show on Teen’s mouth!
81. Ha! Lilia got herself!
82. I need to candle shop.
83. LOL! Freaky little miscreant!
84. She does NOT want Aubrey Plaza to come to the coven.
85. I looooove learning about all the different witch types.
86. Agatha’s sooo good at the blackmail and tugging at the heartstrings.
87. SUCH a good plot device that the Teen is cursed.
88. OH! The coat!
89. She looks SO GOOD!
90. Are the animal omens Aubrey Plaza?
91. Agatha hosts guests exactly as I do.
92. Aubreyyyyy’s black heart!
93. OMG. Debra Jo Rupp is not a real witch HA!
94. She’s just a lady! HAHAHA!
95. Whoever decided to just call the boy “Teen” is a genius.
96. Wait I feel bad for Mrs. Hart!
97. The chant, the chant, the chant!
98. I am seriously adding this to my liked songs.
99. Woah, scary.
100. Oh, is that the Salem Seven?
101. Oh my gosh, they are scary!
102. I’m obsessed with this!
103. This is so so so cool!
104. I have chills!
105. OMG. She wants to steal their power!
106. THE DOOR??
107. Don’t leave Teen!
108. Mrs. Hart just along for the ride.
109. OMG THOSE THINGS ARE SCARY!
110. It would be so weird if someone mentioned Iron Man in this show. But like, they could.
111. The music!
112. I have no idea what waits on the road but I am sat.
FINAL THOUGHTS
Okay, I’m in. The first episode wasn’t show-stoppingly amazing but it did make me excited for what’s to come! I definitely felt some of the magic of the early episodes of WandaVision and the performances were SO good. I feel like the writing was a little shaky in some dialogue moments but mostly good.
Then the SECOND episode? Now we’re talking! I loved the gettin’ the band-together format and the horror elements. I also felt like it stuck the landing following the first episode. Overall, a GREAT series premiere!
Basically, we should watch this together. Get ready for hundreds more unhinged reactions.
I watched both episodes back to back, but was also knitting this meant that episode 1 was easily followed but I had to concentrate on some complex increasing during episode 2, I may have missed something vital, but it’s alright because it just means I need to watch the episode again or maybe I’ll watch both again before episode 3 drops 😊😊
I’ve been saying for YEARS that Quincy should chew gum to look tougher. We need a no-nonsense Quincy sometimes. Please do this with every episode. It was a very fun read.