Based on Your Horoscope, This Is Your Muppets Soulmate

If you didn’t know we’re big fans of the Muppets around here, well, you don’t know us well at all!

Magic Shot with the Muppets

We love visiting their attraction at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, which we are still afraid of losing to the latest Disney World land expansions and changes. But, we’re also big fans of having some fun from time to time with various quizzes and horoscope readings. So this round we figured we could impress you with just how WELL we know our Muppet friends and what their characteristic might say about you!

Alright, it’s not all news and no play here — sometimes we like to kick back and have a little fun. We recently polled our team about a very important topic and the answers we got back have us a little concerned we’ve went off the rails with this one — you be the judge.

Emma with Miss Piggy!

So while we wanted to put together the most captivating three hour read you’ve ever ran across, a frantic little green frog told us we only had a minute and a half or we’d lose you. Now we proudly present you with your Muppet soulmate based on your horoscope!

Aries: March 21–April 19

Ah, brave Aries… you’re quite the warrior. You’ve got a brave soul that would do anything for a friend even if it came to being shot out of a cannon. That’s why you and Gonzo are so aligned.

Gonzo

Sometimes these determined, strong-willed, and courageous decisions are born out of half-baked ideas, however, just like Gonzo your hearts are in the right place. You care deeply for your friends, and while you put up a tough exterior, it’s easy for your feelings to get hurt and it might take a while to put those pieces back together.

Taurus: April 20–May 20

Ah, mighty Taurus you are most generous and dedicated. Yet that passion also fuels a character unafraid to take their time and resilient. When we think of the loyal Taurus, Rowlf the Dog comes to mind.

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Just think about it for a second. Rowlf is steady, reliable, and grounded. He’s known for keeping his cool and focused on his goals. Often times you can find him a little off to the side, doing his own thing, and while he’s totally fine being by himself, he’s always down for a chance to team up and perform with his friends.

Gemini: May 21–June 21

Friendly Gemini, your Muppet soulmate is Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy

She’s affectionate, inquisitive, and can be a little energetic. She’s also indecisive and inconsistent and while she puts up a tough “do it herself” front, she hates being alone or unable to showcase her true potential. But in the end, she’s adaptable, can fill the room with laughter, eventually adopts a “show must go on” attitude and we wouldn’t change that about either of you one bit!

Cancer: June 22–July 22

Wocka wocka, Cancer we’ve paired you up with Fozzie Bear!

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You’re both sensitive and thoughtful, which tends to play into your own joking side. But the same big feelings you harbor, is exactly why your friends KNOW without a doubt they can depend on you! Cancers are polite and supportive of all kinds of folks whether they be human or made of felt and fuzz.

Leo: July 23–August 22

I believe the whole team shouted in unison when we brought up our lovely Leos — PEPE! You’re both bold, fiery, and self assured.

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Pepe the King Prawn has everything going for him and so do you, Leo. You’re the life of the party and you don’t mind everyone else knowing it too! While he’s one of the newer Muppets, his popularity has quickly rose to a fan-favorite (like any respectable Leo would have it). Pepe loves to show off, maybe works a little too hard to woo the one’s he’s smitten with, and if we’re being honest, can be a bit selfish at times.

Virgo: August 23–September 22

Only the most analytical, hardworking, loyal, and innocent can join the ranks of the Virgos and their Muppet soulmate, Sam Eagle!

This will be a very AMERICAN restaurant! © Disney

Sam’s problem-solving skills and attention to detail is impeccable and as a Virgo you’re both some of the most dependable and nurturing souls a friend could ever hope to count on. In fact, the Virgo sign was originally associated with another bird, the crested wood partridge, so we felt another bird of stature was only fitting.

Libra: September 23–October 23

“Oh, Libra” — “Oh, Kermie”… kinda has the same ring to it don’tcha think?

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Just like our green friend Kermit, Libra, you’re level-headedness and ability to balance the chaos among your friends and colleagues is unmatched! You’re certainly extroverted and always down to make a new friend, but you also realize that you have to be a friend to earn a friend and that takes true reflection. It also helps that you’re super charming which lends a helping hand when all you’re trying to do is create peace and harmony.

Scorpio: October 24–November 21

Our friend, Scorpio, much like your Muppet reflection in Animal you both seem to be so misunderstood.

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Like Animal you might be most characterized by those around you as being known for your single-mindedness and drive to get what you want, but can we blame you? Your determined, compassionate, and competitive nature never seems to have failed you before and we don’t see you slowing down anytime soon!

Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21

Sagittarians are known for their wit and humor, and Rizzo the Rat is no exception.

Rizzo the Rat

Sarcasm comes naturally to you both but it’s your assured, decisiveness that we really cling to with this pairing. Your extroverted, outspoken attitude and smooth talking skills seem like they can get you out of even the stickiest of situations. You were having a Brat Summer long before everyone else was, let’s just make that clear.

Capricorn: December 22 – January 19

Capricorn your quest for more is never ending, that’s why we’ve paired you up with Dr. Honeydew! You’re both ambitious, practical, and focused meaning you’re not afraid to dig a little further to get answers to your questions.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker in “Muppets Now”

However, there are times when you’re so focus with your eyes on the prize that others feelings (or in Beaker’s case physical wellbeing) fall to the wayside so be careful to not stay too focused and forget who’s got your back. Some may call you a visionary or a leader, but you’re also confident yet humble which means you’re not afraid to admit it when you’ve made a wrong decision — it just means you now know what you need to change the next time around!

Aquarius: January 20 – February 18

We felt really passionately about this next pairing, and we’re not holding anything back! Aquarius, you’re just like our dependable, bumbling pal Swedish Chef!

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Just hear us out a bit, first! You both tend to be forward thinkers which means you’re equally clever, creative, and intelligent. Even if everything you’re rambling off doesn’t make a whole lot of sense those around you, you know what you’re doing and where you’re headed they just need to keep up.

Pisces: February 19 – March 20

Beaker from the Muppets is similar to a Pisces in many ways, including being kind, caring, and selfless. However, Pisces can also be too trusting, which can lead to getting hurt.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker at Epcot
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and his assistant, Beaker, entertaining guests on their Muppet Mobile Lab at Epcot in Walt Disney World, Orlando, Florida. Nikon D750/28-300VR, 1/800s, f/7.1, ISO 100, EV 0, 62mm Focal Length.

More often than not, poor Beaker finds himself the victim of Dr. Honeydew’s inventions, which is similar to how Pisces folks can be hurt by their own trusting nature. But it’s not all bad! You’re also emotional, creative, and empathetic making you a gem of a friend.

Wow, that was a ride. Do you agree with your Muppet character pairing? We have lot of fun with horoscopes regularly so be sure you’re following along with us at All Ears and don’t miss the latest Disney news, updates, changes, and more!

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