Most Recent Reviews
Review of The Cake Bake Shop
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 03/30/2025
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
Worst cake I've ever had
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Presentation, service, atmosphereCons:
Product, price and valueReview of Pecos Bill Tall Tale Inn & Cafe
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 03/28/2025
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Well, I ordered the kids meal with two sides the cheeseburgers and the seasoned fries with the charros beans. And instead, 25 minutes later I have to go up myself and the person gave me the meal sitting out under the light for God knows how long and gave me two things of unseasoned fries with no napkins and a super dirty tray. Trash place
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NothingCons:
Everything, long wait, inaccurate meals, gives no napkinsReview of Fast & Furious: Supercharged
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 03/27/2025
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
So I had been doing a bit of research on the best rides at the park because that’s stuff I like to do. No spoilers or anything, just a lot of rankings and maybe some blurbs about random netizens’ experience. This ride, “Fast and Furious Supercharged,” was CONSISTENTLY at the very BOTTOM of every. single. list. I read a little about it cause I was curious and the overwhelming majority said stuff like it was boring and their head hurt a bit or it was claustrophobic and generic bad ride stuff like that. My mom has liked the film series for a while so she suggested it after we had gotten out of Diagon Alley. It was very close to where we were at the time. I vaguely remembered the abysmal reviews, so I mentioned it to my mom and she waved me off saying that it couldn’t be THAT bad. When I say that I couldn’t hear out of my right ear for a good twenty minutes AFTER I GOT OFF this ride… it was THAT bad and WORSE.
There was basically no line my fam of 5 got on extremely fast. Now I know why. I’m pretty sure that the Universal uses this ride to thin the crowds. People are so absolutely wrecked from this ride that they have to PHYSICALLY LEAVE to recover back at their hotel. But anyways, we got into this room and a pre-show thing started. Basically there was a staff member on a stage and a pre-recorded video of Ludacris or someone (my brain has tried to block the whole experience out) said that everyone was getting on a “party bus???” (HEAVY air-quotes) because someone won another car???? The plot was very non-existent. Then everyone was corralled into another room with a bunch of strangers where we watched basically the same thing over again with a new staff member. It was so sad because they were trying to get everyone all hyped for this “party bus” but everyone just seemed very confused.
Then some doors opened and we got in the very short actual queue line. From that line, we could see the foretold “party bus.” The thing was bright purple with a back-to-the-future style door and neon lights. As we approached, I looked up more detailed reviews and ran into this one:
However, we proceeded. We got on the bus. Biggest mistake of my life. I don’t even know how to begin to describe the garbage that occurred on this ride, but I’ll describe what I remember. Along with some of the worst voice acting I have ever heard in my life and a side of Ludacris telling everyone on the bus to put their phones away eight million times (I have never been on a ride with that much anger towards phones. I would bet money that it was because the script writers don’t want it to get out how abysmal this ride is), there were also fog cannons. Awful, terrible, LITERALLY DEAFENING FOG CANNONS. These cannons were 100x louder than the ACTUAL GUNSHOTS emitting from Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s machine gun as he absolutely obliterated everyone in sight. I COULD NOT HEAR for an EXTENDED amount of time after this ride. And these demonic cannons went off not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES. THREE TIMES all five of my senses were ASSAULTED. It was awful. Don’t even ask about the plot. Was there one? I’m not sure. All I saw was blurry projections of explosions and Vin Diesel hanging from a helicopter screaming something. It wasn’t like the ride was particularly exciting either. The bus was NOT FAST and EVERYONE WAS FURIOUS. My mother and I were laughing hysterically by the end of the ride because the other option was sobbing uncontrollably. Everyone else on the bus kept staring at us because they had no idea how something so tragic could warrant such a response. I’m not even sure. I have been forever changed by this ride.
Pros:
It ended (eventually)Cons:
Absolutely everything about this abysmal excuse for a ride.Review of Beach Club Resort (Deluxe Resort)
Reviewed by AEUser-6aa50f Review Date: 03/27/2025
Rating: (10) Recommended
This is a favorite. Cute theming and little touches of Disney in the rooms and the beaches and cream dining is so good. Cape May breakfast is also great. Other than that yacht club has better dining. However cannot beat the walk to Epcot.
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Close to Epcot. Beaches and cream diningCons:
Some of the best dining is in Epcot or yacht club and price is def steepReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 03/27/2025
Rating: (10) Recommended
My favorite resort at Disney easily. Animals at your balcony if staying at a savanna view. Best food at Mara or jiko or sanna and best theming and art artifacts. Room also have the best theming as well
Pros:
Best food and animals outsideCons:
Price and sometimes can be a frustrating thing if here for a once in a lifetime trip to do everything in a week and see the parks and then feel frustrated about not having time for the animals but just need more time to see the best animals outside.Review of Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge Concierge
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 03/27/2025
Rating: (9) Recommended
Loved staying club level here. Recommend it if doing a staycation at a resort or enjoying most times at the resort like this resort where the resort is a destination in itself. As food is included with the stay.
Pros:
Concierge level service. Top shelf alcohol and even got a pog juice mimosa at breakfastCons:
NoneReview of Art of Animation Resort (Value Resort)
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 03/27/2025
Rating: (8) Recommended
This resort has some of the cutest theming at Disney and the finding Nemo section was just the cutest with the seagulls saying “mine” the big blue pool and the reef playground. The food is ok with a food court but the skyliner is available to Epcot for dining
Pros:
Skyliner and cutest rooms in DisneyCons:
Only food court and price for suites are steepReview of All Star Sports Resort (Value Resort)
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 03/27/2025
Rating: (8) Recommended
I stayed in the all stars sports as an option for 2 nights and it was a good option for a Disney affordable option. Food at food court was ok I mostly eat at the parks anyway. Bus transportation was pretty often and never waited too long for a bus. And rooms were comfortable.
Pros:
Affordable cute theming for sports fans and buses came oftenCons:
Sometimes sports teams would be there and be noisy.Review of Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 03/25/2025
Rating: (5) Not Recommended
I think the Disneyland version of this ride is so much more thrilling.
Pros:
Coaster, great for older kids and adultsCons:
Not as thrilling as Disneylands versionReview of La Hacienda de San Angel
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 03/25/2025
Rating: (7) Recommended
Good for one visit
