As Star Wars fans probably know, romance doesn’t always go well in a galaxy far, far away. We’ve got Anakin falling to the dark side to try and save his wife, Han and Leia’s child becoming Kylo Ren, and… whatever the deal with Rey and Kylo was.

But that doesn’t mean Star Wars can’t be romantic! Lucasfilm just announced a whole saga’s worth of merchandise, romantic and otherwise, for that special soulmate in your life.

Let’s start with something familiar: LovePop! We covered this previously, but a series of LovePop Valentines cards was just released featuring Yoda, BB-8, and Darth Vader. Plus there’s a whole set of other cards for the fan in your life. You can grab them for $15 each at LovePop in Disney Springs!

In other romantic moments, Han and Leia’s fated exchange from The Empire Strikes Back has been immortalized in an adorable T-Shirt by Tee Turtle!

You can grab a similar design from Fifth Sun, along with Tees inspired by Yoda, Boba Fett, and the Death Star.

Also in the fashion department, we’ve got one of the most popular Valentine’s Day gifts — PAJAMAS! Adults can get a pair of lounge pants from the perpetual podcast patrons, MeUndies for just $68.

Or, for just ten dollars more at $78, you can upgrade to the whole onesie! Both come in three designs: Lightsabers, Yub Nub, and Death Star Disco!

Kids can get some valentine inspired PJs from Hanna Anderson for just $50, with baby sizes coming in at $44!

Speaking of kids, ’tis the season for cheap cardboard friendship greetings! Why not ensure you’re the cool kid with these special Star Wars designs? Flix Candy is offering wearable treats with gummy bands and lollipop rings!

Or you could splurge on these Heart Tins from Galerie, which contain individually wrapped pieces of chocolate!

Once you get schoolyard obligations out of the way, why not find a perfect gift for your beau? Everyone loves Baby Yoda, so Trends International, the company behind many of the posters and calendars you spot at WalMart, has just released this Mandalorian-Inspired Calendar for $15.

Or if you’re looking for something cuddly, why not visit Build-A-Bear Workshop? The Child isn’t available yet, but you can design and dress up an adorable Porg for $29!

At Barnes and Noble, you can use this new Rey and Kylo Ren Funko POP! set to talk about how you and your crush are a Dyad in the force while making everyone kind of uncomfortable. It’s $27.99.

Music lovers will enjoy these Bitty Boomers pocket-sized speakers shaped like Darth Vader and a Stormtrooper! They’re $20 each!

Of course, we all know that the true way to a man’s heart is through LEGO, so there are two new sets especially for Star Wars fans. If weapons are part of your religion, try this Mandalorian Battle Pack, just $14.99! The set comes with four Mandalorian warriors, blasters, a speeder bike, and a defense fort. Perfect for rounding out your Star Wars sets!

We’ve also got Poe’s X-Wing for $89.99, which comes with Poe, Jannah, a Knight of Ren, and R2-D2. …Wait, why is R2 in the Astromech slot? Where is BB-8?

Oh, here’s BB-8. He’s hanging out with D-0 in this statue by Kotobukiya. It’s $109.99. Hm? What’s that? Think it’s a bit expensive? Oh, I haven’t even begun to show you expensive. I’ve got gifts so expensive that they make Canto Bight jealous.

First off, genuine Swarovski Crystals. You can get Yoda for $239, or Princess Leia for $325.

You could also grab these Garmin Smart Watches for $399, themed to Rey and Darth Vader.

Or you could hit up… New Zealand Mint? Apparently they’re the KINGS of expensive Star Wars gifts, ranging from this silver foil for $129…

A 9 cm statue of Darth Vader made of solid silver…

Or a 1 oz solid gold coin featuring Princess Leia (or other Star Wars heroes) for $2500!

Finally, as we renter the atmosphere and come back down to Earth, we’ve got some literary gifts. Out of Print sells adorable pieces of fashion and accessories inspired by the vintage READ® posters by the American Library Association in the 80s and 90s.

While younglings can get a kick out of a new picture book in R2-D2 Is Lost!

That’s just a sample of the, quite honestly, STAGGERING amount of goods available for Star Wars fans this Valentine’s Day.

Have you found the perfect gift yet? Is it Star Wars themed? Let us know in the comments!

 

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