That Dastardly Redd’s Got Her Own Minnie Ears Now?! Could She Be Plottin’ a Color Trend Takeover?!

ARRRR! That Redd be th’ scourge o’ this sailor’s salty heart! First she steals me ship an’ me rum, and now she’s posin’ as Minnie Mouse?!

I’m on to yer games, ye dastardly wench!

One o’ me cabin boys spotted these new Redd Minnie ears while he were on shore leave at Walt Disney World, and now I be seein’ red! Ye won’t get away with this one, pirate queen!

Th’ new ears be decorated in crimson sequins, just like them color trends that everyone’s been talkin’ about in port. In fact…

Wait a minute…

They be identical to the color trend ears! Is that what this is? First she be stealin’ me heart with her limited edition Funko POP, an’ now she be connin’ young lasses across th’ Magic Kingdom to be sailin’ under her colors?! Er… her color trend!?!

Arr, the crowds do love them a color trend, an’ this pair o’ ears is bound to set sail… er, sell out quickly!

Redd Ears plottin’ a takeover!

What be next?! Spirit Jerseys?! T-Shirts?! Keychains?! Cupcakes?! Fancy mixed drinks made with th’ rum she stole from me?!

Ye ain’t even a Disney Princess, ye scurvy wench!

I won’t stand for this! I… I…

Oh, Redd, why won’t ye come back to me?! I’ll buy all yer color trend merchandise! Even the extra glittery ones! If ye’d just sail back to me one last time…

I’m gonna go drown me sorrows, but if yer curious about Redd’s new ears, or other Disney news, don’ forget to be scrawlin’ a comment below. 

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Austin Lang is an Orlando local with a love of Disney, puns, and Disney puns. He's been a contributing writer for AllEars since 2019, and has been sharing his quirky view of Disney life ever since.

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