All 104 Thoughts I Had Watching Episodes 5 and 6 of ‘Agatha All Along’

Alright, witches, we’re back!

I was out of town and missed last week’s episode so today it’s a TWO FOR ONE! So, seekest thou The Road, these are the 104 live thoughts I had watching episodes 5 AND 6 of Agatha All Along.

Need to get caught up? Read my reactions to episodes 1 and 2 right here, my reactions to episode 3 here, and my reactions to episode 4 right here! Fair warning: Spoilers ahead.

Episode 5

1. SALEM SEVEN!

2. They are so scary.

3. LOL, Agatha!

4. Not the broom hate, hahaha!

5. NOT TEEN!

6. Yes, protection witch Alice!

7. My heart at them flying.

8. I love cheesy TV effects!

9. OH NO HATED THAT!

10. Why are the Salem Seven SO SCARY? I’m obsessed with it.

11. PJ PARTY.

12. SHUT UP! Agatha’s trial!

13. Eek…not a Ouija board.

14. I watch too many horror movies for this.

15. I just read The Exorcist and the Ouija board use did not go well.

16. This is the first time Agatha’s hair has not been hair goals.

17. LOL MRS. HART!

18. Kathryn Hahn is so so excellent.

19. Agatha is such a hater, I love her.

20. This is so scary.

21. The sassy retainer removal.

22. This is so fun hahaha!

23. I love a bit of coven drama.

24. WHAT

25. GHOUL AGATHA

26. I love love love when this show leans into the horror.

27. GHOST AGATHA’S MOM???

28. “Stop embarassing me in front of my friends, Mom!”

29. Aw, Rio.

30. Aw, Agatha.

31. This is so sad.

32. PROTECTION WITCH ALICE

33. HER SON

34. Oh, her son.

35. I’m tearing up.

36. Alice?

37. Oh no.

38. She was just getting to be happy.

39. OMG, Agatha?

40. YOU’RE SO MUCH LIKE YOUR MOTHER???

41. I knew it! I KNEW IT! BILLYYYYY!

42. MIND CONTROL!

43. OMG.

44. OMG!

45. Teen is losing it!

46. BILLY MAXIMOFF WITH BILLIE EILISH

47. I’m living.

48. Wait, I hope our witches are ok.

49. Where was Rio?

50. THANK GOODNESS I CAN GO RIGHT INTO THE NEXT EPISODE.

Episode 6

51. Billy’s bar mitzvah!

52. So here for Billy’s backstory.

53. Joe Locke is not quite pulling off 13 years old, haha!

54. OH did Billy already know them all?

55. The Tower is objectively the scariest tarot card.

56. I was about to wonder why Patti didn’t remember him and then I remembered the sigil.

57. SPEAKING OF WHICH!

58. LILIA SIGILED HIM?

59. WHY???

60. Wanda on the radio!

61. Well this is horrible.

62. Alice is the cop?

63. A lot to unpack here??

64. Did Wanda manifest Billy so well that his existence had to go somewhere when Westview was freed?

65. And William died…but Billy’s there now?

66. His parents just think he has amnesia.

67. I feel so sad for some reason.

68. Joe Locke is so unbelievably talented.

69. It’s wild that he can hear his thoughts.

70. What I’m wondering is is there any William left or is it only Billy now?

71. Where is Tommy?

72. Black Cauldron poster? Sick.

73. This is SO WILD.

74. GAY KISS!

75. They are so cute.

76. Oh good, they are flat out explaining it.

77. CAUSE HE’S BILLY BABY!

78. They’re soooo cute.

79. Ha, he follows Jen.

80. LOL, who did he meet on Reddit?

81. OMG.

82. Not Ralph Bohner.

83. Evan Peters looks so different.

84. Oooohoohoo.

85. Now, Teen knows.

86. Agatha in all the old pics!

87. I am very excited to get back to the witches at this point.

88. LOL. Delusional Agatha!

89. He is laughing at her!

90. Hahahaha!

91. Oh Agnes.

92. It’s cool seeing this from the other perspective.

93. HOO HOO HOO

94. Him outright saying his name to Agatha!

95. Oh wow she is COVERED in mud.

96. Oh I hope Agatha reveals the tell.

97. Wow are Lilia and Jen dead too?

98. KATHRYN HAHN IS SO GOOD!

99. So…is the next trial going to be Billy’s?

100. He wants Tommy.

101. WHO IS TOMMY IN?

102. LOL Agatha.

103. THE WAIT IS TORTURE!

104 . As someone who has not read the comics, I have no idea where this is going.

That was quite the journey! Stay tuned for episode 7 reactions next week — see you then!

What did you think about this episode? Let me know in the comments!

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