I'm Quitting My Job and Selling My Soul for This Disney House and You Can't Stop Me

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion.

We’re getting ready for the premiere of Disney’s new Haunted Mansion movie and it looks like we’re not the only ones. We’ve seen the merch, checked out the trailers, and now we’re ready to pack our bags and move into the mansion ourselves.

These housing prices are seriously getting out of hand. Disney’s Haunted Mansion is for sale! Well, kind of. A new Zillow listing has popped up for the iconic mansion, and its asking price is one we won’t be ponying up anytime soon.

For the cool price of Your Soul, you just might be able to bid on this New Orleans estate. “The home showcases an exquisite blend of Gothic Revival and Victorian aesthetics, exuding an air of timeless malevolence. The stately facade, complete with a grand entrance and eerie ambiance, creates a horrifying experience which includes the feeling of complete hopelessness that is bound to leave you questioning your own reality.”

The listing reads, “Only minutes from downtown New Orleans, just outside the city on a secluded bayou road, this property, which dates back to the late 19th century, has been miraculously preserved in its original condition. It is important to disclose that this property is indeed haunted, and its inhabitants inflict terror and promise eternal entrapment to all who enter. We are certain that you will find this place irresistible and promise that once you see it in person, you will find it impossible to leave it behind.”

In addition to the foyer, great hall, and library, you’ll also have a dedicated Séance room “perfect for summoning the dead and human possession.”

And the best part? The listing is interactive — if you click through the photo gallery, you might just spot some eerie phenomena happening. Of course, you can’t actually purchase this home and it’s just a very clever marketing idea from Disney — but we do have one question. When can we move in?