You know those theme park moments where you think, “Well, that could’ve gone better”? This one definitely tops the list.
So, I rode Dragon Racer’s Rally at Universal’s Epic Universe—and let’s just say, it lived up to the name a little too literally. Picture four barrel rolls, intense g-forces, and a rogue pair of earrings that turned a thrill ride into a bloodbath (mild warning for the squeamish: there was some neck-stabbing involved). If you’re planning to hop on this wild dragon-themed coaster, here’s what I wish I knew before strapping in.
The Ride Already Wasn’t My Favorite
I’ve done my fair share of rides. Spinning rides, drop rides, dark rides—you name it. And Dragon Racer’s Rally? It already wasn’t winning any points in my book. This thing is aggressive. If you’re expecting a smooth, soaring dragon ride where you majestically fly through the skies of Berk, think again. It’s more like your dragon is in fight-or-flight mode and has zero chill.
From the moment the ride started, it was chaos. There’s no gentle climb or build-up. You’re whipped into tight corkscrews and barrel rolls almost instantly. It feels more like being tossed around by the dragon than riding one. But I was hanging in there…until about the fourth barrel roll. That’s when things went downhill fast—literally and figuratively.
My Earrings Betrayed Me
Now, I wear tiny stud earrings every day. They’re not flashy. They’re not dangly. Just simple, no-fuss studs I’ve never once thought twice about on a theme park ride. But let me tell you—this ride shoved my head so hard into the restraints that my own earrings turned against me.
I didn’t even realize it at first. I just knew my ears were hurting, and then suddenly—yep, blood. My earrings had gotten pushed so violently into the side of my neck that they actually punctured the skin. I got off the ride with blood on my neck and shirt, and the sudden realization that Dragon Racer’s Rally had just physically attacked me.
Thankfully, it looked worse than it was, and I was able to clean it up pretty quickly. But still, not exactly the kind of souvenir I was hoping for.
So…Maybe Don’t Wear Earrings?
Here’s the thing—I’m not here to scare anyone off the ride. Some people absolutely love it. If you’re into spinning rides that whip you around and test your upper neck strength, this is absolutely your moment. But please, learn from me. Take your earrings out before getting on this one, especially if they’re studs.
I never thought a tiny piece of jewelry would be the thing that took me down, but here we are. I’ve worn these earrings on roller coasters, water rides, simulators—you name it. Never had an issue. But Dragon Racer’s Rally is a different beast. The restraints push your head into place so firmly (and repeatedly), it’s like your ear gets caught between a rock and a very aggressive dragon.
Even if your earrings don’t break the skin, it’s gonna hurt. So do yourself a favor: just take them out and put them in your bag or pocket. It’s not worth the risk of getting off the ride looking like you’ve been in a back-alley brawl with Toothless.
Final Thoughts: It’s Not Just Me, Right?
Some rides are rough but worth it—this one, for me, just felt rough. Add in the earring injury, and yeah…I didn’t think I could dislike this ride more, but somehow it found a way.
So if you’re headed to Epic Universe and plan to conquer Dragon Racer’s Rally, take a second to prep—mentally and physically. Maybe pop some ibuprofen beforehand. Definitely remove your earrings. And maybe give your neck a nice stretch. This dragon doesn’t play around.
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When I went on this ride, it was indeed the most chill ride ever. I’m sorry this happened to you, that sounds awful and I didn’t wear earrings, so maybe this experience is more universal than I could imagine. But for me personally, I was extremely disappointed in the ride because it only did 3 laps, and went pretty slow. There was no thrilling speed; just slow laps. Even trying to do barrel rolls, I could not. With much struggle of the heavy wing steering paddles I barely got above a swing. I kind of wish I could have gone on again to try for a successful spin, but I didn’t.
I’m so sorry that you had a bad ride experience. Personally it’s never a good idea wearing jewelry necklace or earrings. I never wore earrings in my life and never want to. I don’t want ear piercing on my ears since I’m a man and I don’t have tattoos at all. But anyways I hope you are doing well. But yeah I think Disneyland, Lego land, universal studios, Utah lagoon should ask guests to remove their earrings, loose necklaces, not stick out their arms especially for rollercoaster type rides so they don’t get hurt. I’ve seen scary theme park stories on YouTube videos of people getting hurt or died. Anyways I hope other people will play it safe and have fun.
I didn’t like this review of this ride. When I got the ride I was thinking …. this is about to be boring!!! I was wrong. This ride had very little chill and I loved it! It was fast and exciting. I had on my studs that wear every day and I didn’t have that particular experience.
Dragon Racer’s Rally is not a roller coaster, Hiccups Wing Glider is.
First, I must commend you for being able to barrel roll your dragon. I had a very anticlimactic ride, because I couldn’t get mine to roll over.
Talk about two very different experiences.
I rode this ride and tried the whole time to do a barrel roll, and couldn’t do a single one. My dragon barely tilted. Either they made some mechanical changes or yours was possessed…
To my knowledge, absolutely no one has been able to get their dragon to barrel roll on this ride, so if you managed it 4 times where hard-core enthusiasts have not, share your secret! In fact, most theme park thoosies have described this ride as gentle and boring.
What ride were you on? Because it definitely wasn’t Dragon Racers Rally. If you don’t do anything with the wings you just glide in a figure 8 the whole time. I don’t know where you’re getting these barrel rolls and corkscrews from unless you were doing them yourself. It’s an insanely slow ride. You make it more intense on your own.
As someone who has experienced this first hand on other rides, I totally understand! I actually started wearing earring backs with the guard to the parks for this exact reason 😉