AllEars TV: Why Would People Wait HOURS in Disney World To Get These?

Are you kidding me right now? There was a new Loungefly bag drop in Walt Disney World today and I just got home from my vacation and missed it?
There were ears?! You know I love Mickey and Minnie ears, and these are EXTRA cute. STOP IT THERE’S A SPIRIT JERSEY TOO?! Why are they doing this to me, none of this is even on shopDisney! I’m sorry I’m going to need you to hold my hand and help me breath through this. Actually I’m going to need to squeeze your hand and you are just going to have to accept the pain because today in Walt Disney World they released the newest POPCORN BUCKET. AND IT LIGHTS UP.

Figment is here to keep track of your stroller!

Ok, you know what, you aren’t taking this as seriously as I need to so I’m going to have to ask you to leave. If you aren’t going to acknowledge that this is a devastating nightmare and you’re going to stand there staring at me with a blank face, you’re obviously some sort of monster and I don’t want to be alone with you. I MISSED THE NEW POPCORN BUCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, aaaaand serenity. Maybe you’re right. Maybe this isn’t as big a deal as I’m making it. But when you love Disney merchandise as much as I do, it’s super easy to answer the question, “Why Would People Wait HOURS To Buy These In Disney World?”