ARRRGH! I KNEW IT! That wicked wench Redd be spreadin’ her wicked color trend across th’ Magic Kingdom!

First it were a pair o’ Minnie Mouse ears, but now… now she’s got Loungefly sailin’ under her banner!
This new Loungefly Wristlet and Mini Backpack be confirmin’ me fears: she’ll be havin’ all o’ th’ Magic Kingdom (and Walt Disney World!) flyin’ under her colors soon!
Look at ’em!

It be th’ same sparkly, glitterin’ design we’ve seen in other color trend bags, but… REDD.

They be perfect for storin’ all o’ th’ loot she stole from me! There even be a matchin’ wristlet!

Me crew found th’ Redd Loungefly Mini-Backpack at MouseGear or ShopDisney for ninety doubloons… er… dollars. $90. Th’ wristlet be at World o’ Disney or online at ShopDisney for jus’ $40.

But no price will get back what ye stole from me! YE HEAR ME, REDD! I’LL GET ME REVENGE IF IT BE TH’ LAST THING I…
…Wait, that wristlet be th’ perfect size backpack fer me parrot…
…Argh! Scribe a comment below! I gotta go stare at th’ sea and wrestle with me conflictin’ feelings!
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This got many a chuckle from me, matey. Good form.