Redd Be Continuin’ Her Color Trend Takeover with this New Loungefly Collection!

ARRRGH! I KNEW IT! That wicked wench Redd be spreadin’ her wicked color trend across th’ Magic Kingdom!

Damn ye, Redd! Damn ye an’ yer siren’s eyes! © Disney

First it were a pair o’ Minnie Mouse ears, but now… now she’s got Loungefly sailin’ under her banner!

This new Loungefly Wristlet and Mini Backpack be confirmin’ me fears: she’ll be havin’ all o’ th’ Magic Kingdom (and Walt Disney World!) flyin’ under her colors soon!

Look at ’em!

It glitters jus’ like her hair in th’… No! Don’ fall for her wicked ways! SHE STILL TOOK YER RUM!

It be th’ same sparkly, glitterin’ design we’ve seen in other color trend bags, but… REDD.

She even used me gold to make the zippers!!

They be perfect for storin’ all o’ th’ loot she stole from me! There even be a matchin’ wristlet!

It be surprisingly tiny… JUS’ LIKE HER WICKED HEART!

Me crew found th’ Redd Loungefly Mini-Backpack at MouseGear or ShopDisney for ninety doubloons… er… dollars. $90. Th’ wristlet be at World o’ Disney or online at ShopDisney for jus’ $40.

Arrr, the wristlet had a golden hook, jus’ like me fav’rite pirate!

But no price will get back what ye stole from me! YE HEAR ME, REDD! I’LL GET ME REVENGE IF IT BE TH’ LAST THING I…

…Wait, that wristlet be th’ perfect size backpack fer me parrot…

…Argh! Scribe a comment below! I gotta go stare at th’ sea and wrestle with me conflictin’ feelings!

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Austin Lang is an Orlando local with a love of Disney, puns, and Disney puns. He's been a contributing writer for AllEars since 2019, and has been sharing his quirky view of Disney life ever since.

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