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Beware Heffalump or Woosel aka Personal Scooters/Strollers

"They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here. They're quick and slick, they're insincere. Beware, Beware, Be a very wary bear". - "Heffalump or Woosel from the Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh"

As we embarked on our crowded yet entertaining trip to WDW in early February, we encountered a new form (not so new) of combatables - the scooter/strollers. As we strategically zoomed through the parks to make each Genie + appointment, we encountered an old but updated 2.0 version nemesis - the personal scooter. BEWARE of them. They do not stop unless they stop on your foot. Which happened to me outside the Skipper Canteen in the Magic Kingdom. I cannot imagine how hard it is to maneuver these machines through packed crowds, but beware their visibility is limited. Especially, while driving and eating a Dole Whip. Which is how my foot became collateral damage. BEWARE BEWARE!