I am SO SAD that we are meeting once again for the finale of Agatha All Along but I also can’t wait to see what happens.
I missed last week’s episode so this is a three-parter. Let’s finish the show, shall we? Grab your tarot deck and cross your fingers that we get some Agatha and Rio backstory. These are all 127 thoughts I had watching the final three episodes of Agatha All Along.
EPISODE 7
1. LILIA EPISODE
2. Emma said this was her favorite episode of the show so I am locked in
3. I would love for Wanda to not be dead. I love that girl.
4. “You want straight answers ask a straight lady!” Hahaha
5. Spooky castle???
6. Teen is so angsty.
7. Well, I guess he is Billy now but still.
8. OMG!
9. The witch ‘fits!!!!
10. I would never volunteer to read tarot for a real witch. How embarrassing would that be?
11. Where are the other witches?
12. Oh, well that answers my question.
13. This is so cool.
14. I literally think this is true about time!!!
15. Teenager is his full name. Hahaha.
16. I love Lilia.
17. This is such an interesting concept
18. I love that all these moments are coming together from all the other episodes.
19. This trial is so cool!
20. Death comes for us all.
21. The writing in this episode is insane.
22. The Seven are so scary every time.
23. This episode is making me want to cry.
24. She’s been doing the reading the whole series??
25. This is incredible.
26. Rio is death?
27. Rio is death!
28. She looks sick.
29. What does that mean?
30. I loved being a witch.
31. I am going to cry
32. Lilia is going to take out the Salem Seven?
33. Oh my gosh.
34. This episode makes me want to rewatch the whole series.
35. Oh, Lilia.
36. Oh wow.
Episode 8
37. Where are they going now that they’re dead?
38. Ok, so why did Rio show herself to Lilia?
39. Alright. Jen episode time.
70. Rio looks so good.
71. Wellllll, Billy shouldn’t have lived so should he really die?
72. I am SO ready for this history to come out.
73. Oh, what happened?
74. “When she calls you a coward, hit the deck.”
75. When is that going to happen?
76. Oh, I see. She wants William’s life.
77. Oh this is interesting.
78. I have got to watch these shows at night when there isn’t a glare on my TV.
79. Is Jen going to die?
80. Interesting.
81. “Don’t steal her struggle.”
82. What?? Haha! Agatha bound her?
83. Well, Sasheer is giving one heck of a performance here.
84. Agatha is hair goals.
85. Where is Tommy going?
86. Oh, Agatha. “Sometimes…boys die.”
87. Agatha defied Rio and spent her last potential moments helping Billy get Tommy.
88. Oh man…
89. Who knew Aubrey Plaza had such a MEAN witch laugh.
90. This is such a wild scene.
91. OMG AUBREY LOOKS AMAZING.
92. HOLY CRAP!
93. WICCAN BABY
94. OMG. He’s giving her his power willingly???
95. Is this like a really bad idea?
96. HER OUTFIT!
97. I don’t want Agatha to sacrifice herself.
98. Oh no. She was playing him!
99. I THOUGHT THEY WEREN’T GOING TO KISS!
100. YES!
101. It is how Nicky died? She traded him for herself? And wouldn’t do it again.
102. Oh so cool.
103. Death looks so cool.
104. The Witches Road was Billy’s construct?
105. Agatha behind him? Who was behind him?
Episode 9
106. MAIDEN MOTHER CRONE
107. I wonder if they’re all coming back.
108. Salem Agatha?
109. Oh LABOR Agatha.
110. Just giving birth alone in the woods? That’s metal.
111. Oh wow.
112. Oh. The baby was going to die and Rio could only delay it.
113. I love her braid crown.
114. It sucks that Agatha is evil, haha.
115. Oh wow!
116. “Could we not stay with the witches and survive with them?”
117. Aw did the chant come from Nicky?
118. Kind of heavy to tell your kid death is coming for him.
119. Aw they wrote it together.
120. Oh man.
121. Rio gave her that time with Nicky because she loved her.
122. WOW. Agatha was The Road.
123. Oh wow! Agatha was just trying to kill them all.
124. Oh ghost Agatha LOL
125. Not sure how I feel about ghost Agatha.
126. Ok coven of two, sure.
127. Well I like Agatha and Billy so I’m glad they’re staying together.
Show Review
Well, it had its misses but overall, I loved Agatha All Along. I think it really succeeded in leaning into the stylization of classic horror and fantasy films. In general, the theming elements of the show were impeccable — from the practical sets to the costumes and hair.
I also think it did something new for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Not only did it expand on the time-hopping fun of WandaVision but it also incorporated actual horror themes — particularly with the Salem Seven. Plus it felt like a focus on fresh characters — many of them women over 40 and some of them actively in gay relationships (AKA groups that are incredibly underrepresented in media) — that helped it feel like a switch-up from the monotony that the MCU has fallen into.
Personally, the show was less exciting when it felt too much like familiar Marvel. I also think the writing had hits and misses. Sometimes the dialogue was a bit clunky — but they also managed the Lilia episode which was INCREDIBLE.
All in all, I think that this is just another sign that Marvel is looking for a new path forward with a shift in what their movies and shows look like. I wrote about this when I reviewed Deadpool and Wolverine and it was even more apparent during the Marvel announcements at D23 that the MCU is looking to grow up and branch out. Agatha All Along was another step in that direction — and it was also a fun, spooky show about witches contending with their pasts. Here’s hoping Billy and Ghost Agatha take us on in the same direction.
Quincy’s Rating — 7/10 Stars
Best Episode — ‘Death’s Hand in Mine’ (Episode 7)
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