Reviews of Jungle Cruise
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 03/12/2023
Rating: (10) Recommended
We had Skipper Xavier and he was amazing and hilarious and did it all with a straight face which makes it 10x better.
Pros:
Our tour guide, The detail, It was funnyCons:
NothingReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 06/25/2022
Rating: (10) Recommended
Skipper Jimmy provided such a fun and exciting cruise. He is quick with his humor and so responsive to the excited kids. He made this the most enjoyable experience ever!
Pros:
Excellent fun from Skipper JimmyCons:
No cons!Reviewed by MJandJimmy Review Date: 01/26/2022
Rating: (10) Recommended
The best worst boat ride you'll ever have. The jokes are relentless....and awesome.
Look out for the O2H!
Pros:
The awesome cast members. The jokes.Cons:
The jokes. (kidding)....Reviewed by mollystwin Review Date: 12/22/2021
Rating: (10) Recommended
Up close encounter with the 8th wonder of the world ... The back side of water ... A boat ride down the rivers of the world with a skipper filled with dad jokes and energy.
Pros:
The backside of water and dad jokesCons:
Dwayne Johnson wasn't the skipperReviewed by DapperDaze Review Date: 11/08/2021
Rating: (10) Recommended
The Jungle Cruise is living its best life since the update! I've always been a fan of this attraction, but I love it even more now that the S.E.A. has been more obviously incorporated in terms of the ride backstory and the new animatronics. Of course, the Skippers are the heart and soul of this attraction and giving them new characters to talk about and updated scenes to reference keeps their jokes fresh for a new generation of adventurers!
Pros:
The updated scenes and animatronics look incredible and have breathed new life into an already great attraction.Cons:
The only con I can think of is if someone got this ride confused with Killamanjaro Safaris and were expecting real animals.Reviewed by ChefDionofLima Review Date: 09/30/2021
Rating: (10) Recommended
Plenty of Shade on this attraction, from the trees and the Skippers. This punny adventure trek through the Jungle is a must do for Disney fans. The skippers are a huge part of the attraction, with all the Dad jokes, and sight gags along the river bank. I am looking forward to some of the updates.
Pros:
Fun for the whole Family, you get to take a load off your feet for the length of the journeyCons:
Lines can get long. If you get a bad skipper your experience takes a hit.Reviewed by HibiscusMom218 Review Date: 04/06/2021
Rating: (10) Recommended
How can you not adore this pun-derful adventure? A Disney right-of-passage. You haven't lived until you've seen the backside of water!
Pros:
The Puns The Skippers The PunsCons:
NoneReviewed by Hhbender Review Date: 03/23/2021
Rating: (10) Recommended
Wonderful ride and the skipper interaction is amazing. Looking forward to the refurbishment.
Pros:
A classic fun rideCons:
No eReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 12/29/2020
Rating: (10) Recommended
Disney classic - a great, nostalgic example of theme and mechanical execution, along with some very talented skippers that must drive a boat while facing backwards and delivering a corny comedy routine (and keeping safe order on their 2 week journey)
Pros:
theming, ride duration, some skippersCons:
other skippersReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 12/10/2020
Rating: (10) Recommended
The best non thrill ride at the magic kingdom!!! This opening day attraction is a must do!!! best in the morning this hilarious attraction will make You want to ride again!!!
