Reviews of Jungle Cruise
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/21/2022
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Simply put if you do not have a lightning lane avoid like the plague. You will be waiting hours. We waited 3 hours for the poorest ride I\\'ve ever been on. Organisation is very poor. We counted 35 people let get on from lightning lane. Then 3 from standby. Pathetic. They even look down the lightning lane to see if anyone else was coming before letting standby on. Avoid this like your life depends on it. Estimated wait time for us was 50 mins. Actual wait time 3 hours.
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NoneCons:
All of the aboveReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 10/05/2022
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Worst cringy ride in the whole park
Pros:
It’s in a boatCons:
It’s tired, corney & a literal waste of timeReviewed by ntre2112 Review Date: 04/12/2021
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
A complete time waster.
Pros:
The jokes are corny but fun.Cons:
Why waste all that time waiting in line looking at fake animals when real ones are at Animal Kingdom on the much better Kilimanjaro Safari.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/29/2020
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Dumb ride
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NoneCons:
Not real animalsReviewed by MagicPreppy Review Date: 06/03/2020
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
hate the jokes; since we have Animal Kingdom we don't need this any longer. Use the space to make something better
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noneCons:
yesReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 09/15/2023
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
This ride has the worst jokes and it OVERRATED
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DISNEY OGCons:
OVERRATED WORST JOKES EVER!!!Reviewed by Madreselva41 Review Date: 04/29/2022
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
I had an awful experience. After a two hour wait, you would expect more than a boat ride with bad jokes.
Pros:
the themingCons:
the wait timesReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 04/07/2022
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
Waiting 2 hours for a 5 minute ride is not enjoyable. The "guide" had some funny jokes but talked the whole time. The boat went so fast you couldn't get good pictures and then you had to wait in a line of other boats to get out. If they'd gone slower maybe there wouldn't have been a wait.
Pros:
Pretty scenery. Nice breeze.Cons:
Long wait for short ride.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/05/2021
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
for some reason it usually has a really long wait but unless you’re with really little kids it’s not very fun. the ride is so boring that the skippers tell bad jokes and the ride isn’t worth the lines.
Pros:
some jokes funny, cool animatronicsCons:
boring, slow, long linesReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 10/15/2021
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
67 minute wait for a slow boring ride in a boat. I loved the movie and I love Magic Kingdom but this was a major letdown. Never again.
