HELP — We Can't Stop Making Shrek Puns After This New Announcement

Onions and ogre fans rejoice! Are you ready to stay the night in a fairytale swamp?

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If you answered yes, your dreams are about to come true!

In the coming weeks, Donkey will welcome Shrek’s biggest fans to request a booking for an exclusive two-night swamp stay for up to three guests from October 27th-29th.

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Nestled in the Scottish Highlands, this ogre dream house will immerse its guests into the story of Shrek. Perfect for the Halloween weekend. And the cost? Wait, it’s actually FREE.

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The interior has a rustic charm to it. For guests, there are two beds, a living room, a dining area, and a fireplace.

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This unique stay offers only the best for swamp visitors, including “earwax candlelight,” a waffle breakfast in the morning, and the ultimate outhouse experience.

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At this point, you’re probably asking yourself how do I sign up? Starting October 13th at 1PM EST, interested guests can request their booking.

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Travel to and from Scotland is not included in this adventure. It’s also important to note that all travelers must be 5+ years of age and you must notify the host at the booking request who will be joining you. This stay is not a contest however, it looks like only one lucky group will get this experience.

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In addition to the free-of-charge stay at this once-in-a-lifetime ogre house, Airbnb will make a one-time donation to the HopScotch Children’s Charity, a Scotland non-profit that serves vulnerable and disadvantaged children in the community.