You know what? You’re such a great audience member, we’re gonna let you pick your favorite ride in each park, and then we’re gonna talk about it on today’s RTT.
Let’s start with Magic Kingdom. Peter Pan’s Flight? Really? No I mean it’s a classic but… ok, ok what about EPCOT? Test Track? No it’s a cool ride. I don’t know, isn’t it a little… ok forget it let’s move on to Hollywood Studios. Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run?! You like that ride? No I mean it’s good and everything but isn’t it like the definition of… you know what?
Only one ride left, we can get through this. How about Animal Kingdom? Flight Of Passage??? Yeah, that ride is good, but over-2-hours-waiting-in-line good? I CAN’T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER, THESE RIDES ARE OVERRATED! Phew, I feel better letting that out. It’s not like we don’t enjoy them, it’s just that People Are WAY TOO HYPED About These Disney World Rides.