The Best Disney Parks Snacks Based on Your Favorite Disney Villain

It’s good to be bad, isn’t it?

In honor of the baddies we all know and love, we teamed up and matched your favorite Disney Villains with a Disney snack. Why? Don’t you mean, “Why not?” 

These are the best Disney snacks based on your favorite Disney villain!

Jafar

Red Velvet CakeShake from Black Tap Crafts and Burgers

Listen, we know Jafar is all about extravagance and being completely over-the-top. He starts off just wanting to be Sultan then that’s not enough so he wants to be a big, powerful genie. That’s why we think Jafar is the rich, over-the-top Red Velvet Milkshake. Why? Because a red velvet cupcake wasn’t enough. It has to be MORE than a cupcake! It has to go WAY beyond just a cupcake! And, just like Jafar, it was only around for a limited time before it magically disappeared!

Cruella

Box of Bones Chocolate Eclair from ABC Commissary

Oh yes, we’re going there. Do you think you can handle it? Here goes! What do puppies love? Bones. What might Cruella use to entice puppies into following her home? Bones! That’s why she gets the Box of Bones Chocolate Eclair that was around for Halloween 2020. (P.S. We honestly think Cruella is the worst villain of all. Who hates puppies??)

Ratcliffe

Kitchen Sink from Beaches and Cream Soda Shop

The insanely huge Kitchen Sink goes to our greedy friend Ratcliffe. Sharing the Kitchen Sink is one thing. But we all know Ratcliffe doesn’t like to share his riches. He’d take one look at this enormous dessert and shout, “Mine, mine, mine!”

Hades

Chengdu Street Fries from EPCOT Festival of the Holidays

Hades deserves something extra hot, that’s why he gets to be one of our favorite spicy snacks, the Chengdu Street Fries! The fries are tossed with sweet chili sauce, red pepper flakes, green onions, and chili pepper flakes. This snack is one of the only truly spicy dishes from Disney World, and it’s a big crowd-pleaser, just like Hades!

Mother Gothel

Giant Pickles from the Snack Carts

Mother Gothel is the master of disguise. While she may look young and beautiful, she’s actually well beyond her time. That’s why she’s a pickle. (Stay with us.) What once was a young beautiful cucumber is now a salty, warty pickle. Mother Gothel is a pickle. 

Evil Queen

Wild Apple Mule from The Wave…of American Flavors

Apple, dearie? Obviously, the Evil Queen has a thing for apples. She would be best described as the special Halloween cocktail from The Wave. The Wild Apple Mule is mixed with Crown Royal Apple, sparkling apple cider, ginger beer, and topped with a candied dehydrated apple. The sweetness of the apple is cut with a bitter, tart flavor of the ginger beer. What’s pretty on the outside is actually quite tart on the inside, just like the Evil Queen! 

Maleficent

Saganaki on Fire from Wine Bar George

Maleficent is a mistress of transformation. She starts as a horned fairy with a love for the color black. But don’t get her angry! You won’t like her when she’s angry. She sprouts wings and becomes a fire-breathing dragon. For this, we’re giving her one of our favorite appetizers, the Saganaki on Fire. What starts as a regular cheese platter is ignited and becomes a fierce appetizer that’s unbeatable in the world of Disney snacks.

Queen of Hearts

Rose Pastry from Amorette’s Patisserie

The Queen of Hearts would be proud that this rose has already been painted red! No need for extra work. Also, it’s extra delicious. The mini-cake is filled with chocolate cake, mousse, and raspberry filling. This dessert is fit for a Queen!

Gaston

Church Lady Deviled Eggs from Chef Art Smith’s Homecomin’

Gaston gets one of our favorite snacks of all! The decadent deviled eggs topped with smoked bacon and chives. We’d eat five dozen eggs every morning if they were as good as the ones served at Homecomin’!

Dr. Facilier

Beignets from Sassagoula Floatworks and Food Factory

The beignets are a New Orleans specialty and Princess Tiana’s claim to fame. That’s why Dr. Facilier gets to be the signature dessert that comes from his hometown. We have a feeling he won’t be sharing this delish snack with his friends from the other side.

Ursula

Hoisin Chili Calamari from The Boathouse

This isn’t any ordinary calamari! The crispy fried squid has a kick of bell peppers, jalapenos, and serrano chili. Exactly the spicy flair that Ursula deserves! Ursula would love to snack on these poor unfortunate souls.

Scar

Turkey Leg from the Snack Carts

Again, this one might be a little cruel. (Kids, look away!) Scar loves gnawing on a bone or two. In the film, he’s seen chewing away at a leg from some animal that we can only assume was once adorable. Scar gets what he asked for and is the classic Disney turkey leg.

King Candy

Giant Lollipop – Goofy’s Candy Co.

King Candy could be practically anything from Goofy’s Candy Co. He’s best described as one of those giant, colorful lollipops that you see around Disney World. The sticky, sweet suckers are obnoxiously large and seem to last forever. Kinda like our obnoxiously over-the-top villain, from Wreck-It Ralph!

Oogie Boogie

Bugs ‘n’ Grubs Cupcake from Creature Comforts

Sure, this cupcake was inspired by Timon and Pumbaa, but Oogie Boogie would absolutely adore it. If you don’t recall, Oogie is made up of thousands of creepy crawlies. He’s practically bursting with beetles, spiders, and worms hidden under his burlap sack! 

The Big Bad Wolf

Corn Dog Nuggets from Casey’s Corner

Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? The three little piggies are! Unfortunately for the piggies, the Wolf would love these three wrapped up in a mini corn dog. Fortunately for us, the Corn Dog Nuggets are pretty dang tasty.

There you have it! Some of the best Disney Villians in snack form. Exactly what you needed to know, right? Now that you’ve heard our opinions on Disney Villains and their relevant snacks, we wanna hear from you! Tell us which Disney snacks you think best describes your favorite villain in the comments below!

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