Man Appears Torso-Less in New Onward Poster; Questions Ensue

This is scandalous. We knew Mickey Mouse didn’t wear a shirt… and Maui also wasn’t exactly one for shirts… or Tarzan, come to think of it… .

But to appear entirely torso-less on a Disney poster?!

SCANDAL! ©Disney

So what, exactly, is going on here? Oh, apparently Mr. Lightfoot here was brought back from the dead incorrectly, and his sons Ian and Barley only have 24 hours to bring his top half back before he disappears back into the Afterlife forever! No biggie. That’s the plot of Disney-Pixar’s Onward, coming March 6th! We’ve got some more character posters below that are less perplexing!

We previously posted images of the main cast, so this next series of posters is all about rounding out the world!

First! Adorable Pixies!

…adorable… intimidating…Pixies… © Disney

This Pixie Biker Gang represents one of the many magical misadventures Ian and Barley will have on their quest to revive their father. These pixies ain’t Tinker Bell, that’s for sure.

We’ve also got these majestic Unicorns!

…Hey! What are you doing in there! Get out! OUT! © Disney

Apparently, unicorns serve a similar ecological niche as raccoons…

We’ll see all of these characters, hopefully with top halfs, when Onward opens this March.

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Austin Lang is an Orlando local with a love of Disney, puns, and Disney puns. He's been a contributing writer for AllEars since 2019, and has been sharing his quirky view of Disney life ever since.

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