Reviews of Pinocchio Village Haus
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Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 07/27/2020
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Frozen pizza tastes better, it tasted liked cardboard. We tried several items on menu, they were just as bad. It is a shame as it is a prime location. Be aware there are only a couple of tables that overlook it’s a small world ride. For basic food, a better choice would be Cosmic Rays or Columbia Harbour house.
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Air conditioningCons:
Everything on menu crowdedReviewed by Becky B Review Date: 01/28/2019
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
On our 12th visit to WDW, we finally tried Pinocchio Village Haus. Our first mistake was going at noon. It was madness. It took us more than 30 minutes to find a table. When we did finally find one, a VIP tour guide cast member actually swooped in and took it away from us for her "VIP" guests. It was embarrassing and upsetting. We also used Mobile Ordering. Every person waiting for their food via the app, most whom had been notified by the Mobile Order app that their food was ready, was crammed into a small space and down the main aisle. With the mobile ordering, it took at least 45 minutes to get our food. If the app would have allowed, we would have cancelled our order. And no, there was no cast member you could reach among the hundreds of guests in there to ask if cancellation was an option. 3 flatbreads and one cup of soup. Expensive for the small portion and quality, food was cold and tasteless. The worst dining experience ever at WDW, times 10. I would not go back, ever, even if they were giving their food away.
And one more thing about the VIP tour guide - apparently more and more people are using this service, which is a bit concerning. We saw families with the VIP guides everywhere, all week. This VIP guide that took our table was extremely rude - a slap in the face, really, to make other guests at the park feel so second rate in such a public display. I wish I had gotten her name.
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0. Literally 0. Food, service, atmosphere, all a big 0Cons:
The worst dining experience at WDWReviewed by saffie Review Date: 12/05/2017
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
I had eaten at this particular restaurant when I was younger and I wanted to share that experience with my kids. Big mistake. This place has gone downhill. Where they used to serve yummy hamburgers and hot dogs, they now serve gross and inedible flatbreads and "Italian-esque" sandwiches. I made it through half of my sandwich before I finally had to call it a day and toss it out. If I had not been on the free dining plan I would have been angry to have spent so much on such a lousy meal. Oh well, lesson learned. Next time we'll find a quick service spot that is a lot better than this one.
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NoneCons:
Awful food and crowdedReviewed by nicoletighe Review Date: 03/24/2021
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
I went there for the first time on my December 2020 trip...I don't know how people like this restaurant. The Small World views are pretty unique to the restaurant and the service is good. The food is awful, a bit better than Pizzafari or PizzeRizzo.
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Small World views, seating, good serviceCons:
Awful food, not enough varietyReviewed by mickeymom5 Review Date: 06/26/2021
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
We ate here on 6/23/2021. We were giving it a 2nd chance. The flatbread is terrible. Totally tasteless and the dough is so flimsy. It tastes like a pizza made from a box. So disappointing.
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The theming is cute for Fantasyland.Cons:
Food!!!!Reviewed by Cazstar Review Date: 09/05/2020
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
We had the chicken parmesan pasta and the margherita flatbread, didn't really enjoy either dish.
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Viewing section over It's a Small World Large seating area with upstairs too Lot of choice on the menuCons:
Quality of food Food on the cold sideReviewed by LLSS Review Date: 09/29/2015
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
We ended up running in here for food during a storm. My wife was in line for a meet and greet, so I had a cranky, hungry toddler by myself. It was obviously completely slammed due to the rain.
First, a public service. Please, don't just sit there after you are done eating because you have a seat and don't want to go in the rain when you see people waiting. So many people were eating standing or off of their laps because people wouldn't give up their seats. Second, you see a guy carrying a crying toddler in one hand and a tray of food in the other, please don't dart in front of him to take the seat that was 10 feet in front of him while he is walking towards (which happened twice, and I mean dart, as in ducked their head under my tray to get in front of me). Be considerate of others.
Anyways, after finding a stool for which we could put the tray on and eat, we dug in. The kid's mac and cheese was fine and I'm glad it came with the yogurt and grapes. I got chicken nuggets (wanted something the daughter would eat as well so she could get some protein). They were horrible. I really wish we would have made the slightly longer hike to either Columbia house or Caseys, and will know to do this next time.
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—Reviewed by StacyLovesDisney Review Date: 09/23/2013
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
The kid's menu says "kid's cheese pizza" as an option. Unfortunately it was the same pizza flatbread we had a year ago. It is a flat, crunchy crust like a big cracker. There is no tomato sauce, just a granular cheese mixture with melted cheese on top.
Pros:
pretty and overlooks It's A Small World boat dockCons:
food, noisyReviewed by Hodsonfamilyof5 Review Date: 03/17/2022
Rating: (4) Not Recommended
While we love the window to Small World, that's about all we love about Pinocchio Village. We've tried it many times and on our last trip it made me so sick I missed a Fast Pass to Buzz. I 100% know it was the flat bread pizza being kept warm by the lamps. I'd recommend other QS or even leaving MK for a resort.
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NoneCons:
The food is not fresh and makes our family sick. The place is so crowded, it's hard to find seating. The staff were over stressed and they looked sad to be there.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 08/12/2023
Rating: (5) Recommended
Huge crowds most times. Food is average but ok in a pinch. Kids seem to like it with the pizza choices. Tables tend to be dirty since noone usually can clean between customers since people rush to tables.
