Reviews of Jungle Cruise
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 10/28/2021
Rating: (6) Not Recommended
Decent boat ride. Not very exciting/thrilling.
Pros:
Fans in line.Cons:
Longest line ever experienced at Disney.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 10/15/2021
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
67 minute wait for a slow boring ride in a boat. I loved the movie and I love Magic Kingdom but this was a major letdown. Never again.
Pros:
A few of the puns were funny.Cons:
Wait time, slow ride, needs more rapids... and, the Rock!Reviewed by ntre2112 Review Date: 04/12/2021
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
A complete time waster.
Pros:
The jokes are corny but fun.Cons:
Why waste all that time waiting in line looking at fake animals when real ones are at Animal Kingdom on the much better Kilimanjaro Safari.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 04/04/2021
Rating: (7) Not Recommended
Not my favorite but nice animals and good jokes
Pros:
Chessey jokesCons:
hard to hear and bad jokesReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 01/26/2021
Rating: (5) Not Recommended
Some classic Disney, but hard to look past how poorly it has aged. The skippers can only liven up the ride so much. Do it once to know what it is and then keep on trucking.
Pros:
Skippers are fun.Cons:
Very few fresh jokes, some very outdated themeing and perhaps even racially insensitive portrayals of the "natives." Long line to get on, long line to get off.Reviewed by BuzzedLightBeer Review Date: 12/15/2020
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
Honestly this attraction has felt a little obsolete since Animal Kingdom opened and because of that it's not a must do for me. The jokes get a bit old, even if you don't go as often. Occasionally you'll get that one cast member who makes your ride experience unique and entertaining, but how many times are you going to ride until you get that experience. I think it's overrated and gets ratted highly because it's "classic Disney". I take no pride in saying this, but I think this ride needs replaced. If not replaced then at least update the animatronics.
Pros:
A must do for first timers so they can enjoy Walt's dream.Cons:
Obsolete and outdated. Only entertainment factor is clinging on to nostalgia.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/29/2020
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Dumb ride
Pros:
NoneCons:
Not real animalsReviewed by BrianFromBama Review Date: 11/15/2020
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
I don’t know many Jungle Cruise haters, but I’m one of them. The ride is now too old and too cheesy and it’s time to replace it, but unfortunately they won’t because it is still so popular. I just hate for people who don’t visit the park that often to wait two hours for this ride only to find is not that great. Not thrilling, not entertaining, not really anything but dull.
Pros:
Boat attendants usually do a great job trying to entertain guestsCons:
Long wait, cheesy effects, dull rideReviewed by Ellie92 Review Date: 08/28/2020
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
I absolutely hate this ride. The jokes are not funny at all everything on the ride including the animals are fake and so ridiculous that its just bad. Theres no air conditioning and its outside so there's not a place to hide out it there's rain
Pros:
It doesn't make me sick I dont think I have ever seen a very long lineCons:
Bad jokes Fake animalsReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 08/08/2020
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
I’m sorry but I just hate this ride. It’s not worth the wait. I don’t find the corny jokes amusing and nothing that you’ll see is particularly inventive or interesting. I know it’s an original but I honestly wouldn’t be sad to see this one her a revamp
