Reviews of Jungle Cruise
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/03/2022
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
Terribly boring. You're just floating around for 20 minutes looking at plastic animals.
The skipper was very funny and that's why the score is 3 instead of 1. Luckily we hade a Lightning Lane. If I'd waited 45+ minutes for this I would have been furious.
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SkipperCons:
Boring Long waiting timeReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 10/05/2022
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Worst cringy ride in the whole park
Pros:
It’s in a boatCons:
It’s tired, corney & a literal waste of timeReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 06/25/2022
Rating: (10) Recommended
Skipper Jimmy provided such a fun and exciting cruise. He is quick with his humor and so responsive to the excited kids. He made this the most enjoyable experience ever!
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Excellent fun from Skipper JimmyCons:
No cons!Reviewed by TeacherManJoe Review Date: 06/23/2022
Rating: (9) Recommended
Jungle Cruise is a national treasure y’all!
Look, I am aware that some people are skeptics. However, let me give you a three part dissertation that will lay out why this ride is great.
1. The skippers!! I am personall a HUGE fan of corny jokes and puns, so will admit that I am biased here. However, even if you are not a fan of either (you monster!), just the simple magic of the skippers themselves is great. These cast members are joyful, fun, and really define the experience. They are the microcosm of cast members throughout Disney! Yes, your experience with Jungle Cruise may vary depending on your skipper. However, they are nearly always awesome!
2. Variety/re-rideability! Because you get a different skipper each time you read Jungle Cruise, unless you are constantly in WDW or just ride this ride over and over again, you are never going to have exactly the same experience twice. That’s cool!
3. Jungle Cruise is just a relaxing boat ride with some fun theming and animatronics. You can interact with the skippers or not, you can laugh or not, but ultimately you still get the chance to ride around in a leisurely ride just the same.
I know that you are now convinced that you love this ride, so I will say no more. =)
Pros:
The skippers!!! Great fun! Variability in ride experience from one to the next A fun ride! Bonus: Classic Disney ride designed by WaltCons:
If it’s not your jam, it just may not be your jam Point in time dependent: In 2021/2022, Jungle Cruise has tended to have VERY long lines and run out of lightning lanes quickly. Something to considerReviewed by AmberStout Review Date: 06/14/2022
Rating: (7) Recommended
Fun ride with great puns. This ride depends on your skipper. It’s a classic but I wouldn’t want to wait an hour for it.
Pros:
Puns Classic Long ride/restCons:
Can get long wait timesReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 06/10/2022
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
Very scary in dark tunnel. Woman dropped phone in water while taking picture pf lions eating zebra. Bould not understand skipper who was from Costa Rica and had heavy accent. Had to wait over two hours for ride since it was broke down
Pros:
cool ride and relaxing tripCons:
too hard to understand shipper and woman screaming about phoneReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 06/08/2022
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
Very very boring
Pros:
NoneCons:
Very very boring for any child >5 years oldReviewed by Madreselva41 Review Date: 04/29/2022
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
I had an awful experience. After a two hour wait, you would expect more than a boat ride with bad jokes.
Pros:
the themingCons:
the wait timesReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 04/07/2022
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
Waiting 2 hours for a 5 minute ride is not enjoyable. The "guide" had some funny jokes but talked the whole time. The boat went so fast you couldn't get good pictures and then you had to wait in a line of other boats to get out. If they'd gone slower maybe there wouldn't have been a wait.
Pros:
Pretty scenery. Nice breeze.Cons:
Long wait for short ride.Reviewed by imagineer97 Review Date: 03/29/2022
Rating: (9) Recommended
Great Boat ride with cheezy jokes and lots of cool animals
